Day 7
As I ran from Kansas hoping to never return, I tripped on a loose stalk of corn and dropped my DSes. They miraculously fused together to create the ultimate gaming system, the 4DS. This thing defies all logic and any laws of time,space,physics,reality,and religion. It brought upon the end times. I powered it on and straight away showed footage of the Third Impact. This wasn't good. I needed to destroy this thing before it ended the world, again. I tucked it in to my bag and I continued walking. Next stop, KFC Headquarters in Kentucky. As I walked the 4DS played elevator music nonstop and it was driving me crazy. I was so distracted that when I looked up, I had arrived at the KFC Corporate Headquarters. Inside I saw it. A chicken costume, and what seemed to be a Playstation 3 lodged into the torso. Like some sort of Robot-Chicken. It spoke in only Kingdom Hearts quotes. Something about Mickey Mouse or something. I gestured for it to follow and told it that we should stick together. As it stood up I noticed something on its back. A giant key. My sense of shock was no longer existent, nothing phased me anymore. I've seen it all. As we walked deeper I heard The Chicken say "An enemy?" in a foriegn voice that sounded like Donald Duck. Then a loud mechanical screech rang through the red and white striped halls. And then the most gut wrenching sound ever. "It's Finger Lickin' Good!" A large automaton with KFC branding resembling the late Colonel Sanders emerged from the only bend in the hall. The Chicken rushed it. Nearly knocking the robot over. That gave us time to run. We ran to a room labeled "Gravy Production" The Colonel-Bot followed close.Now, we were over a giant vat of gravy. No handrails, extreme safety hazard. If it still existed, I would have called OSHA. The Chicken convulsed slightly then shot a disc out of the Playstation. It was SpiderMan:Web of Shadows for the PS3. It made the robot lose its footing and fall into the gravy. Before it congealed it said its final words "Pick up a 5$ Fill Up Today!" before he froze solid in his grave(y). I had never heard an advertisement spoken with such malice before.It haunts me. As we walk out I take as much frozen fried chicken as mine and The Chicken's bag could carry. As travel to North Carolina, to reunite with some old mafia buddies
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