Day 26
This is written in the Point of View of The Chicken
I looked at the strange rip in the sky. This had to be the work of my cat WonTon. She was most likely playing with something and accidentally ripped open the universe. She does that sometimes. I looked up at the rip and saw WonTon sticking her head out of the sky. I yelled, "WONTON YOU FREAKING IDIOT I TOLD YOU TO STOP RIPPING HOLES IN THE SKY. JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET UP THERE AND YEET YOU INTO THE OCEAN!" As her father I have every right to be angry. I thought I raised our lord and savior Wonton better.
When day broke we found The Chicken, on the deck. Face up. With half eaten semi hardened glue next to it. The Chicken kept muttering something about a "forbidden cookie". I swear, the ocean is making everyone crazy.
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