𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊˚ʷⁱˡᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ‗ ❍ ⁱⁿᵒˢᵘᵏᵉ ˣ ᶠ.ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ [ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ ]

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(I didn't have time to proof read this chapter so sorry for any mistakes! Thanks so much for all your lovely comments. Happy reading! - Mugi!)

They had been walking for what felt like hours, and the girl was starting to get bored. The boys had made conversation among themselves and the pillar had stayed dead silent the entire time. He all of a sudden turned on his heel and he pointed a finger towards the kids angrily.

"First off, I am a god! Get that? Get it through your dumb little brains that I'm a god! If I tell you to do something you do it, no matter what! I'll say it one more time, I'm a god!" He screamed, and they all went silent. (Y/N) rolled her e/c hues as she pushed herself off of Inosuke, and she stumbled towards the pillar- and she kicked him harshly in the shin. He screeches at the impact and he almost falls onto the dusty path.

"Just shut up and keep walking, idiot!" She hissed and she folded her haori clad arms. She was seriously not in the mood after she got manhandled by him- and she wanted to make that known. The boar boy snickers from behind them and he stares at her lovingly. Damn...his girlfriend was not fooling around. Tanjiro stuck his arm in the air with a dumb look on his face, and Uzui gritted his teeth.

"What exactly do you rule over as a god?" He asked politely, deciding to humour him. This seemed to have made the Pillar happy as he looked at him with a smirk. The h/c haired girl grumbled as he asked the question, and she went back to leaning on Inosuke.

"Nice question! I have high hopes for you, kid!" Uzui began smugly, and Zenitsu rubbed his face in his hands- he really wasn't enjoying this.

"I am the god that rules over flamboyance, the god of festivities!" He exclaimed, and silence washed over the kids again. Man...this guy really was a prick. Inosuke chuckled slightly and he stepped forward, puffing out his chest.

"I'm the king of the mountains, and she" He begins, pointing a finger and (Y/N)'s scowling figure.

"She is the god of the moon. Nice to meet you, god of festivities" He beamed, and she almost awed at how cute that sounded. She shook her head and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Honey, I'd be the goddess of the moon...not the god. And no, I'm not" She corrects and Inosuke pouts slightly. Uzui's eyeliner covered eye twitched as he looked at them.

"What...what are you talking about? You're just disgusting" He said bluntly, and (Y/N) had to grab onto Inosuke to stop him from starting a fight. Zenitsu was completely losing his shit from beside them and Uzui turned back around once more to face the road. He placed a finger on his chin.

"The Wisteria House is on the way to the Flower District. We'll get prepared there. Follow me" He instructed, and he disappeared into a cloud of smoke.

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They had finally made it to the Wisteria House, and they were allowed inside. The people who lived there were always willing to help Demon Slayers, with nothing in return. They were all sat around a small table- except for Uzui, who was stood by the window with a hand on his hip. Inosuke was scoffing food down and (Y/N) had already scolded him several times for his table manners. 

"Once we're able to infiltrate the Red Light District, we'll first look for my wife. I'll also keep an ear out for information on the demon as well" Uzui murmured and he ran a hand through his white locks.

"A WIFE?! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!" Zenitsu screamed, and (Y/N) almost spat out the green tea in her cup. Inosuke let out a deep chuckle from beside him and he wiped his crumb covered mouth.

"You don't know what a wife is? Dumbass explained it to me, and said she wanted to be mine" He said smugly, and the girl squeaked from beside him. She elbowed him in the ribs and the maroon haired boy watched them with a smile on his face.

"NO I DID NOT!" She screamed, and the dark haired boy clutched his stomach in pain. Zenitsu was still riled up and he was sending daggers at the pillar.

"PLEASE STOP JOKING AROUND! DON'T USE YOUR YOUNG FOLLOWERS TO LOOK FOR BRIDES!" The blonde boy cried and Uzui looked at him with a strange look on his face. He continued to scream until the pillar put him in his place.

"Stop it, you damn fool! My wife had infiltrated the Red Light District already to collect information, but our regular contact was cut off!" He hissed, and the other kids just watched the scene- amused. Inosuke had gone back to eating and he kept trying to offer (Y/N) food, but she kindly declined. She was way too irked to want to eat. In a split second, the room was filled with papers as Uzui threw letters at the sobbing blonde.

"Here are the letters she sent me via crow!" He hissed, and Tanjiro got up from his seat to read them. The boar boy was beyond interested, and the h/c haired girl just watched- entertained. 

"Wow, there sure are a lot. Has your wife been here long?" Tanjiro asked politely as he read the letters, and (Y/N) smiled. His kind nature could be cute at times. The pillar lent on the window sill as he side eyed them.

"I have three wives" He said nonchalantly, and this only set Zenitsu off again.

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Zenitsu's outburst had resulted in a hard punch from the pillar, and (Y/N) could only snicker. She wasn't going to say that he deserved it but...he deserved it. Uzui had gone onto explain that his 3 wives were female ninjas, a type called 'Kunoichi'. He had lost contact with them after they began gathering Intel on the 3 subjects they had narrowed it down to.

"They seem super cool!" (Y/N) exclaimed in relation to his wives, and all he could do was smile fondly. He finished explaining what they had come here for, and Inosuke slid his mask back on.

"Aren't your wives dead already?" He asked rudely, and she almost froze beside him. This seemed to have pissed Uzui off more, and he placed a harsh punch on the boys toned stomach- and he crumbled on the floor.

"You're such an idiot" She hissed as she pulled him into her lap, and she gently rubbed his stomach. The boy only grumbled as he laid in her lap and she could tell he was pouting. The owners of the house peaked their head round the sliding doors, and they placed a pile of clothes onto the floor.

"Here are the items you requested" They said kindly, and Uzui smirked.

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It turns out that the items Uzui had requested were kimonos...and a butt ton of makeup. Seeing as (Y/N) was the only female in the room (and Uzui refused to touch them), she had to make the boys up. Inosuke was the most difficult. He kept scrunching his face whenever she tried applying the paste, but they had gotten their eventually- and he looked gorgeous. 

"I hate this!" He seethed after she finished his makeup, resulting in a light smack in the head from her. Tanjiro was an angel to work on, and he even thanked her afterwards. Zenitsu was a bit more difficult however...but still nothing she couldn't handle.

When she had finished them up, she turned around and allowed them enough time to change into their kimonos. Now she was dressed up too, but she did so in her own time- she knew how long it would take to do their makeup. They were now walking through the busy streets of the district, and (Y/N) was clutching onto Inosuke's hand tightly. The pillar walked behind them with an amused smirk on his face- he seemed to really be enjoying this.

Their goal was to act as prostitutes (harsh word I know, she hated it too) and infiltrate the places Uzui and his wives suspected the most. Here...hell was about to begin.