Mask: I just feel like nooooobody loves meeee...
Skull: Hi, I'm right here.
Mask:...Soooo?
Skull: *kisses him* Your opinon is wrong.
Mask: I'm not cuuuute. I'm evil. I will crush you with my rooooller and I will breeeak your heart and staaaab your guts ouuut!
Skull: Hey, I'm home.
Mask: SKULL! *runs over and hugs him* I misseeeed you...!
Army: Ok, I have a box. We're going to put everything we love in the box.
Skull: Can I put Mask in the box?
Army: No.
Aloha: Can I put Mask in the box?
Army: No!
Rider: Can I put Mask in the-
Army: NOBODY IS PUTTING MASK IN THE BOX!
Skull:...Babe, get in the box.
Mask: I haaaad a bad day...
Skull: Will kisses make it better?
Mask: No...
Skull: Oh...
Mask: I still want theeeem thooough...
Skull:*endlessly squishing Mask's chubby cheeks and crying* HOW ARE YOU SO CUTE!?
Skull: You'd look really pretty in this...
Mask: That's yooour bed...
Skull:*taking off his clothes* So?
Mask: Skuuuull...I'm pregnant...
Skull: What's in your shirt?
Mask:*pulls out a cat* Ouuur baby.
Skull: Ok, I'm finally over my crush on Mask!
Mask: *walks past him*
Skull:....I lied.
Mask: Why dooooes everyooone keep caaaalling me a baby? All baaabies do is cry and eeeat....wait.
Skull: What's wrong?
Mask: Alohaaaa wants me to weeeear a dress...I doooon't know whhhy...buut its fuuuunny. Couuld you imagine thaaat? Meee in a shooort, showy dress?
Skull:*imagines it*
Skull:...*heavy breathing*
The S4 explain ranked modes
Mask: ...Sooooo it's turf waaaar...buuut one specific spooot on the map...
Army: Nobody likes Clam Blitz, why do I have to explain it!?
Skull: The tower makes ice cream sounds...
Aloha: big... fish weapon....that nobody knows how to use properly!
Skull: *staring at Mask's butt* N I C E
YOU ARE READING
Mask x Skull oneshots (Splatoon manga)
FanfictionUnderated OTP! Will contain smut/lemon! Cover art not mine.
