Vampires have Slayers.
Werewolves have Trackers.
Everything else has a Hunter.
And then there is Elise Bunting.
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Elise Bunting is used to living in a world full of danger. She's fought in battles legends are born from, me...
And it's all because of this thing... a pregnancy website told me "the baby" allegedly looks like that right now.
It's more like a fucking parasite than baby.
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It is as big as a blueberry.
It is kicking my fucking ass.
I look sick, and if I'm not feeling sick, I am being sick.
Sick
Sick
Sick
The only thing I've managed to eat this week is bread and lamb stew. I also tried it a second time and guess what, I won't be trying it a third. Yup, apparently once was enough as good as that once was. I want tacos and fries and a burger and Mums roast dinner - but apparently my body doesn't agree with my stomach, brain and heart.
All because of a blueberry sized leech currently residing in my gut....
Fuck the next 32 weeks.
Elise Bunting (A Living, Breathing, Throwing Up Machine)
