pairing: mentions of tobidei
type: crack
au: the 'naruto is an anime based off of his life' au (or what I did last chapter) and where Deidara fought with Naruto's side of the war to defeat the sharingansummary: obito doesn't really know how to use technology...
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the twitter section
tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔Deidara keeps making fun of me and I wanna make fun of him back but I don't know what to say...
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@artisanexplosion: this is pathetic
@artisanexplosion: you're so lame tobi just do it
@artisanexplosion: fucking pussy istg---
tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔What is the purpose of these emojis cause the only person I've seen use them are Naruto, Sai, Itachi and Deidara 👻👽👾🤖🤺💅💢🧣🥿🐒🦠🌾🥣🍣🍠
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@inoyamanaka: you did not just put💅🏻
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tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔Stop sending me this
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tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔I remember when my true identity was revealed people started freaking out and posting thirst traps (that's what Deidara said they're called by the way)
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tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔Deidara is sulking because Nicki Minaj didn't win anything at the AMAs but I don't even think she was nominated-
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tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔Kakashi just said that genin Team 7 (but Naruto is still a genin oop) was a literal love triangle and I love that so much
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tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔People keep saying that Deidara is the weakest Akatsuki member when he literally beat me in a battle with that psychotic moon explosion thing-
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tobi💫
@obitouchiha✔Sai is so unironically funny and the fact that he's really close with Deidara makes it better cause when they're together I can't understand a thing they're saying. it's worse if Suigetsu is there too-
YOU ARE READING
naruto oneshots
Fanfictionnaruto oneshots - started 9/27/20 most of these are lgbtq+ related.