A Far-fetched Love ✓

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August 3, 2018

MR. MATTEO GIDDEON SALAZAR
Chief Executive Officer
MGS Food Products Co.
BGC Taguig, Philippines

Sir:

Greetings of war and bad will!

My shallowest apologies that I have come this far to emailing someone of your position. Had the person in charge in your company in receiving and responding to emails did his or her job efficiently, you wouldn't be reading this.

I, Shimon F. Vasquez, currently a fresh graduate of a prestigious school in the Philippines having a particular Bachelor's degree, would like to ask permission to your overly-busy office for the nth time, to allow me to be part of your company.

I am not going to specify my school, my degree, and the position that I am applying for in your company. I have already specified them countless times, that if I were your employee, I may already be tenured by now.

Your company is one of the most prestigious and competitive among any other companies and it would be a great opportunity for you to excel more if you're going to respond with my emails.

Moreover, I have completed the minimum requirement, basic concepts and knowledge in the principles of my degree. I believe that you are lucky enough to appoint me.

See my attached Curriculum Vitae for your reference on my previous mails. I am very much willing to meet you personally at any time at my own convenience, I've had enough of you. For any concerns you can reach me through the phone number that I have stated in my previous mails as well. I rarely go online, so I am not permitting you to reach me through this g-mail account.

I am looking forward to your long overdue response, so don't take your time. My gratitude will only be expressed upon your response.

Furiously yours,

Shimon F. Vasquez

Ps. Please don't blame any of your employees for disrespectfully disclosing your private account's address, your email account was a product of my excellent research skills.

A drunkass self could really be stupid, but I didn't know that a sober self could be more stupid--that was what I thought when I clicked the send button on g-mail. Whereas desperate, was how I felt. I am a fresh graduate with a Bachelor's degree in Psychology and I had been in quest for a job for nearly half a year by now. Lahat na yata ng mga ka-batch ko may mga trabaho na at ako na lang ang wala.

There was this certain company where I badly wanted to be in. Magmula nang intern pa lang ako, nag-a-apply na ako sa MGS. It was one of the prestigious companies I knew of. Since malapit din sa tinitirahan ko, talagang p-in-ush ko na mag-apply. Pero hindi ko alam kung gaano ka-choosy ang kumpanyang 'yon na kahit isang beses hindi ni-reply-an ang email ko. Cum laude naman ako, licensed Psychometrician at isang premiere university naman ang pinanggalingan ko, pero bakit?

Kailangan ko lang talaga ng trabaho for me to support my masters in Clinical Psychology, kaya wala akong choice kundi mag-apply sa lecheng kumpanya na ayaw akong sagutin. Pero wala naman kasi talagang itulak kabigin sa kumpanyang 'yon. Mataas daw magpasweldo, maraming benefits, at higit sa lahat nag-a-adjust for those individuals na estudyante o nagma-masters. Saktong-sakto para sa mga katulad ko.

Kaya ito ako ngayon, mauuwi sa isang trabahong malapit na yata sa tinatawag nilang kapit sa patalim.

Good day, Ms. Vasquez.

You have sent my company multiple emails applying for a position as a Human Resource Personnel. However, my employee regrets to inform you that the position you are applying for has no vacancy at the moment.