Boyf riends Oneshots (Requests are open)

michael and jeremy answers

these questions are from govnermyrtle
1. would you two like to join my party where we burn trump at the stake and ignite him with green beans? (this is a joke nobody is actually getting burnt at the stake)

michael: HELL YEA...... wait nobody's actually getting burnt, ugh.
jeremy: michael N O
michael: michael Y ES

*pulls boyfs to separate rooms*
2. on a scale of one to 13.5 how much gay crushing going on between you both?

michael: jeremy. wait what was the question?
*repeats question*
michael: OH. 420.

jeremy: u-umm.... well, i'd say...... 13? no, 13.5.

*pulls boyfs back to the same room*
3. what's your favorite showtune?

michael: i like "sincerely, me" because it's chaotic.
jeremy: i guess i like "feed me" from little shop of horrors.

4. what's the weirdest thing either of you has done as friends?

michael: well, we're still friends (sadly).
jeremy: what?
michael: nothing! but the weirdest thing we've done, probably the time where we went on this giant rollercoaster and jeremy clung on to me the whole time *laughs*
jeremy: why did you have to be that up. *groans*

these questions are from nothinmuffin
5. michael, do you paint your nails? if so what color?

michael: yea i do, the color depends on the day though. usually black, but sometimes red. also sometimes jeremy lets me paint his nails pastel blue.

6. michael, i can imagine jeremy constantly stealing your sweaters.... is this true?

michael: all the fucking time, he doesn't own that many hoodies and he says mine are more comfortable.
jeremy: well, it's true.

7. jeremy, what is your opinion on being called a twink?

jeremy: people call me that?
michael: *laughs* yea.
jeremy: hey, i am not a twink. alright i am a twunk! that's a combination of twink and hunk.
michael: whatever helps you sleep at night.

8. are you a furry? what's your fursona?
jeremy: what the fuck, i am not a furry!
michael: *bursts out laughing* yes, he is! his fursona is a dolphin.
jeremy: i hate you.

9. do you feel any romantic tension between you two?

michael: *quiet* all the fucking time.
jeremy: i mean we're best friends so.... no? sometimes?

i completely forgot about this so.... heere ya go. i might do another one of these, just tell me if i should