Boyf riends Oneshots (Requests are open)

pick up lines pt. 2

this has no plot, it's just michael being a dumb flirt and jeremy hiding that he actually likes it. also they aren't dating (what a shocker)

third person pov
jeremys shoes: *untied*
michael: hey, tie your shoes. i don't want you falling for anyone else.
jeremy.exe has stopped working
michael: i-i mean i don't want you falling.

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michael: *not thinking* roses are read, my face is too. but that only happens when i'm around you.
jeremy: wha— *inner keyboard smash*

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michael: are you religious because you're the answer to all my prayers.
jeremy: i'm jewish...

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michael: i think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
jeremy: i'm perfectly healthy, thank you very much.

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michael: are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
jeremy: i will drive your car off a bridge.

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michael: if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you, i'd have one dollar.
jeremy: that's not a pickup line michael.
michael: because you never leave my mind.
jeremy: ajgkskfkks

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michael: do you smoke pot?
jeremy: no, you do.
michael: cause weed be cute together.

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michael: are you lightning?
jeremy: no...?
michael: because you struck me down.

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michael: kiss me if i'm wrong, but unicorns exist, right?
jeremy: *is bold and actually kisses michael on the cheek*
michael.exe has stopped working

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jeremy: do you have a map, because i keep getting lost in your eyes.
michael: wha— hey! that's my job to do that.

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michael: there's 21 letters in the alphabet.
jeremy: there's 26...
michael: oh, i forgot U R A Q T

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michael: you know what the prettiest thing here is? the first word of that sentence.
jeremy: you?
michael: wait no, you!

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jeremy: your hand looks heavy. can i hold it for you?
michael: *laughs* sure.
*hold hands*

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michael starts getting less cheesy and more adorable
michael: when i followed my heart, it led to you.
jeremy: *dies*

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michael: no doctor could help me when i'm this lovesick.
jeremy: stahhhhhpppp.

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michael: even if gravity didn't exist, i'd still be falling for you.
jeremy: are you ever going to stop.
michael: no.
jeremy: good *kisses michael*

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they're datinggggggg hehehe
michael: what are you doing for the rest of your life? because if you're free, i could spend it with you.
jeremy: *blushing intensifies*

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michael: you know... my lips won't kiss themselves.
jeremy: *tackles michael in a kiss*

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jeremy: i would rather sleep on your chest than a hundred pillows.
michael: *cuddles the life out of his boyf*

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*cloudy day*
michael: i figured out why the clouds are so grey today.
jeremy: why?
michael: because all the blue is in your eyes.

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jeremy: did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
michael: hey, that's my job to do the dumb pick up lines!

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michael: i'll be yours forever. just tell me when to start.
jeremy: now!

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jeremy: mikey, my lips hurt. can you kiss them better?
michael: nerd. *kisses jeremy*

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michael: you look cold, do you want to use me as a blanket?
jeremy: *latches onto michael like a fucking koala*

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that's it because i'm tired. but can i please have a relationship like this? sjgjskgkalgj