𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒; fred weasley x fem!reader

CHAPTER THREE; humongous bighead

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PART ONE
Humongous Bighead

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" y/n's point of view "

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FOR DINNER THAT night, Tom the barman and innkeeper had to put three tables together so we could eat in a group. I sit with Fred on my left, George on his left and Ginny on my right. We ate five different courses then.

"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, dad?" Fred asks as we were eating a delicious chocolate pudding for dessert.

"The ministry's providing a few cars." Says Mr Weasley.

We all looked up at him.

"Why?" Percy asks curiously,

"It's because of you, Perce!" Says George, seriously. "And they'll have little flags on the bonnet with HB on them-"

"-for humongous bighead" says Fred

Everyone except Percy and Molly snort into their pudding.

Fred and George high-five each other under the table.

It's amazing how the two of them think of those things so fast.

"Why are the ministry providing cars, father?" Percy asks again, bluntly. Giving his younger brothers an angry glare.

"Well, as we don't have one anymore," says Mr Weasley, glancing over at Ron and Harry, "and as I work there, they're doing me a favour..."

His voice was casual, but I noticed Arthur's ears going a little red at the tip, like Fred's do when he's embarrassed, George's do when he's mad and Ron's do when he's under pressure.

I decided to slightly change the subject.

"I have to leave early in the morning. My uncle is taking me to Kings Cross."

Molly smiles at me, "that's fine dear."

Fred looks confused. "why?" He asks

"Oh...he didn't say." I lie, "but I'll see you there! I'll even save a compartment for you, me, George and Lee." I smile as everyone else goes back to their own conversations.

"Maybe it has something to do with...Sirius." George whispers, I glance over at him with an annoyed look.

"Why?"

"I don't know. Just a thought. Sorry." George went back to eating his pudding.

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AFTER WE ATE dessert, we all sat talking, and Percy decided to try and start a conversation.

"I can't believe Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban." Percy said, "probably to kill more mu-"

"Shut up humongous bighead!" Fred growled, noticing how uncomfortable Percy's words were making me feel.

"Yeah, you bloody git!" George added with a frown.

"Fred! George!" Molly snapped at the twins, "watch your language and don't be so rude!"

"But mum! Percy was making Y/N uncomfortable." George replies.

Molly looks to me and I nod in agreement.

She sighs, "Boys, just try and use more polite language next time. Percy please don't talk about that, it's a very touchy subject." I smile at Molly. "Sorry Y/N, dear. I didn't realise."