(Liam)
I don't mind Zoey bein here but oh boy Sophia does. She never really liked her, so her being here now is really annoying. We haven't gotten alone time and it's annoying. It's starting to bug me. Zoey critiques everything Sophia does as a mother.
"Oh you breastfeed them both at the same time? That's skanky don't you think?"
"How is that skanky...?"
"You sure know how to use both breasts of yours don't you?"
"What the hell??"
"Never mind. Mum will love to hear that her daughter is a skanky whorebag."
"I'm not a whorebag." Sophia went and put Austin and Rachel in their cribs then came back. I sat up. This had to be good. You don't mess with my queen (since we were sixteen).
"Oh you're a whorebag alright."
"Would Liam Payne date a whorebag?"
"Yes. He dated a big whorebag in eighth grade."
Sophia gaped. Zoey really hit a nerve there. We don't talk about '09 in vain. "Now you listen here. I may have gotten started earlier than you but I only slept with Liam. My whole life. And I married him. Least I don't sleep with used up men from strip clubs."
Zoey didn't react. "Loosen up a bit Sophia. Grab a drink."
"I don't drink."
"God what DO you do?"
"I smoke."
"Then go smoke."
I perked up. Sophia gets a bit horny sometimes when she's high.
"Fine! I will." She got up and went into the back room.
"Haha thanks Zoey."
"What?"
"I might be getting some tonight, if you know what I mean." I chuckled and got up and went into the kitchen and grabbed a well deserved beer. Zoey had followed me.
"You got the good brand. Can I have some?"
"Sure." I got her a bottle ad handed it to her.
"Thanks." She took it and drank it. "I'll stay in my room. You two have fuuuuunnnn. I have headphones so I'll be blastin it. Let her go as loud as you want."
"Oh I will." I chuckled as some of the booze kicked in, then I went to look for Sophia.
