Dancing With The Devil

best served cold.

Jaehyun's POV

"She really needs to find a better lip color" my weirdo of a sister observed from the passenger seat of my car. We sat parked in an alleyway peering into the window of a club that Geongmin was at with a small group of friends.

"That's what you're looking at?"

"Yes! It's hideous. Sorry but not just anyone can pull off purple lipstick"

"How are we going to get her alone out here?"

"We cross our fingers and hope she's dumb enough to fall for our trap"

"And our trap is?"

"How much cash you got on you?"

"Uhh... I don't know..." I reached into my pocket and pulled out a wad of cash, "why?"

"Perfect" she pulled a few bills from my hand.

"Why? What are you going to do?" I asked again. Before answering me, she hopped out of the car and approached a group of young men, all eyeing her up and down.

After talking to them for a few minutes, she handed the cash to the best looking one and walked back to the car.

"So can you tell me the plan now?" I said, impatiently, "or are you just going to give my money away?"

"I paid one of them to lure her out and then we'll jump her. It was either I give them your money or I pay them with sex and I really don't feel like getting fucked in an alleyway again"

"Again? What do you mean again?"

"Did it once and will never do it again. You know how uncomfortable it is when you have alley cats meowing at you while you're getting railed?"

"Who was the guy?"

"I don't really know"

"You should really consider a job in prostitution. I think you would really thrive"

"Are you calling me a slut?"

"Well... tell me I'm not wrong"

"You're not" she shrugged. I knew that reuniting with my family would come with a lot of catching up but I honestly expected nothing less of my sister. With looks and power like hers, she rules this country.

"What if she doesn't fall for our trap?"

"Well seeing that it's 12 am and by the look of them, she looks about five drinks in. Let's say she weighs about 110 pounds. That's twenty-two pounds for one drink. If they started around 10 or 11 pm, her dinner is long digested by now so she is probably pretty drunk. Agree?"

"I didn't do well in calculus"

"This is algebra" she condescended.

"Ok smart ass" I rolled my eyes.

"You should learn math while your mind is still young"

"I don't learn. It's one of my few flaws"

"Few" she scoffed under her breath.

"Do you have something you'd like to say?"

"Nope"

"Sorry not everyone has a big brain like you"

"Yeah screw hot, compliment my brain"

"I never said you were hot because frankly, you look like a wet chipmunk to me"

"If I'm a wet chipmunk, what does that make you? Because I think I got the good genes"

"I'm so obviously the hot one of the family" I bragged.