Preston B. Arsement is insane. Or, everyone says so at least... He is a firm believer that he isn't human. That he was sent here from a distant planet to warn the people of Earth of impending danger. What does he do all day you ask? Write letters. Write letters to absolutely no one to be precise. But what happens when a volunteer finds a completed letter sitting on his nightstand? Cover by: UglyWallFlowers Finished: 2016 Edited: 2017