The Magic in Schitts Creek (Originally Named: Schitts Creek)

Bad Parents: 2

"Like what?" Mother asked. A stupid grin appeared on my face.

"Okay, so in my third year, there was this murderer on the loose in London during summer. He had a gun and escaped from a scary prison." 

"Murderer?!" Father shouted surprised. I glared at him.

"Shush, my life is screwed up and exciting, I know. When I got back to school, my friend, Hermione, was friends with the Golden Boy at school and he was notorious for attracting trouble. She forced me to go to Ho- a nearby town with them and we found out that the killer was the Golden Boy's godfather and it became this whole thing. We eventually found him in a shack that was rumored to be haunted by going under a tree to a secret tunnel. We tried to kill him because he 'betrayed' Golden Boy's parents by selling them out to my uncle but it wasn't him. It was a teacher, we got the real guy but he escaped and we stopped Goldy's godfather from being sentenced to death." I took a deep breath.

"Wow, you're grounded too. No books" Father said as he plucked the muggle book out of my hand. He ignored my protests as he and Mother walked out. I sulked on my trunk. I practiced levitating random objects with my wand. I let out an auditable groan. 

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I changed into my pajamas and laid on my trunk. Mother walked in with Father. He went over to the closet and pulled it open.

"Wow! Our son's clothes are no longer in our closet." Father stated happily to Mother as she took her coat off, "Something I said finally got through."

"I just found somewhere else to put them," David called. I smirked again knowing how this will end.

"I can't hear you from there." Father retorted. I silently died of laughter in my bed. David yelled again.

"I FOUND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO PUT THEM!" David roared. I stifled a laugh. 

"David? Alexis? Could you come here please?" Father called. The only thing we could hear was the TV.

"David? Alexis?" He called again. Mother shook her head.

"They're not going to come, dear." She told him. I saw Father flatten his lips.

"Well, how widespread is that news?" He attempted. I fell off my trunk.

"You're doing it wrong." I giggled out. He raised an eyebrow playfully at me.

"Oh really? You try then." He told me. I smirked.

"He cut off his what?" I shouted in mock horror. The two bustled into the room in pajamas urgently. I laughed even harder as he threw his hands up in defeat.

"Wait, what?" Alexis asked confused. Father rubbed his head tiredly.

"Look, I just wanted to make sure we're all okay." He sighed. Alexis looked back at her phone.

"What were we not okay about?" She questioned. I laid back down on my trunk as Father sighed.

"About your mother and me feeling disconnected from you three." He said as if it were the most obvious thing. They miss my birthday every year, I think feeling disconnected won't be a problem.  I laid down on the bed and heaved a sigh. My green eyes closed and I slipped into darkness. 

Third POV

Unbeknownst to Evan, a woman with silver hair and green eyes like Evan was watching him. A man and a woman stood behind her. 

"Silvanna, he'll be okay, sweetheart. Come on." The woman urged. Silvanna sighed and looked at her son and her ex. 

"I know, Mrs. Rose. I'm just worried about their relationship. He's much like Tom and they don't even know his birthday." She said. The man sighed and looked at his wife.

"Johnny couldn't have stayed with her, why?" Mr. Rose whispered, "I mean, she is a better parent than Moira." Silvanna gave a kiss to her son's cheek. Evan smiled and turned over.

"Mum..." he whispered. A tear slipped down Silvanna's cheek as she walked off into the afterlife. 

"I'm going to see if I could talk to John," Silvanna stated determinedly.