The Magic in Schitts Creek (Originally Named: Schitts Creek)

Finding David: 3

Evan carried his brother's luggage in. 

"Evan." He heard Hermione say softly. Evan raised his eyebrows and walked up to her.

"My aunt is a therapist. I've scheduled an appointment for Saturday." She told him. Evan's expression softened and he kissed her forehead. 

"Thank you." He said.

" Anything for my future husband." She wrapped her arms around his neck. 

"Honestly, I'd thought you'd hate me for saying that I missed him." Evan stated honestly. She smacked him on the back of his head. He let out a cry of pain.

"Why? I get that losing someone you cared for is hard, but why?" She asked.

"Well, he tried to kill all muggleborns, petrified you, and made you erase your parents' memories." Evan cocked his head to the side.

"True, but he still meant a lot to you and anything that means a lot to you means a lot to me." Hermione said.

"I swear you both are so cute!" He heard Alexis squeal. The two jumped into the air and spun around.

"How long have you been standing there?" Evan asked with wide eyes.

"Long enough to make a ship name: Evermione!" She said excited.

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"Okay, you're saying this was circulated around town?" David asked while staring at the Missing Person poster, "This was before my nose job how was anyone supposed to recognize me?"The six sat at a cafe eating breakfast. Hermione had become a second daughter to Johnny and Moira and a sister to David and Alexis.

"Your eyebrows." Evan smirked slightly. Hermione, Alexis, and Moira held back a laugh.

"Oh, David, it's a rare gift to strip vanity of its charm, yet here you are." Moira took a sip of her drink. Roland sauntered to the table.

"Yeah." They heard Roland say.

"Oh fuck." Johnny muttered to Evan. Evan stepped on Johnny's foot and glared at him.

'Shut the bloody hell up.' He thought bitterly.

"Hello, Roses," Roland said with his usual smirk.

"Oh, can this not wait till after breakfast, please?" Moira asked, slightly irate.

"Well, this will only take a second," He turned to David, "David. I'm so glad to see you back home, all safe and sound." David awkwardly smiled.

"Thanks." He replied.

"Hmm. And I don't want you to worry, but because you're related to the lovely godparents-of-my-soon-to-be-born-grandchild and soon-to-be-married couple," Roland motioned to Evan and Hermione, "I'm not gonna press charges, okay? Next time, someone will think twice before they steal my truck, yes?" Roland peered down at David expectantly.

"Oooh, burn, David!" Alexis commented. David shushed her.

"David, don't you, um, have anything you wanna say to Roland?" Johnny asked.

"Uh, I'm sorry for taking your truck without permission." David apologized. The family went back to eating their breakfast; fully expecting Roland to leave. Johnny and Evan looked up at the man.

"What is he still doing here?" Hermione whispered to Evan.

"Haven't the faintest, dear." He replied. David looked at his group briefly before glancing back to Roland.

 "Um...it was a bad mistake, and it won't happen again." They went back to eating. He was still there, "Oh, my god, um... and I feel really bad about it. " David added. Alexis and Evan shared a mischievous glance.

"But do you, David?" Evan narrowed his eyes.

"Do you?" Alexis narrowed her eyes.

"All right, all right, all right. I accept your apology." Roland said. The Roses and Hermione muttered thanks.

"Okay, now let's talk about gas. I'm thinking thirty cents on the mile." Roland said quickly.

"I think we're done here, Roland." Johnny snapped. Roland cast a quick glance at David's juice and left. David's spoon clattered in the fruit cup.

"Okay, I'm taking your juice." He stole Alexis's. Johnny turned to Evan.

"Godparents?" Johnny raised a bushy eyebrow. Hermione smiled.

"Alex, Roland's daughter, is pregnant and she asked Ev and I to be the godparents." She explained. Johnny smiled, as well as Moira.

"First, you become a world leader, then you're getting married, now you're a godfather. You're growing up way too fast." He sighed.