*Riddler and Riddlette take the stage*
Riddlette: Alright, my ugly assistant and I will be doing a magic trick!
Riddler: I'm the one in charge, YOU'RE the ugly assistant!
Riddlette: Hmph.
Riddler: Anyway, first up, we need a volunteer!
Tekashi: Ooo ooo me me me!
Riddlette: *points to him* You Puddin', with the Skittle hair.
Tekashi: Yay! *Bounces onto the stage*
Riddler: Now I need your wallet.
Tekashi: *hands him his wallet*
Riddler: ...now we'll disappear!
*they run off the stage*
Tekashi: Oh FAWK no I doesn't think so! *pulls out a gun and fires three shots then chases after them*
Audience: *cricket chirp*
Lucas: Ohhhhkay. Well, let's move on to our next act
To be continued
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