Ash: Alright I'm doing a magic trick too! I need a volunteer!
*everyone except Lucifer puts their hands up*
Ash: *points to Lucifer* You!
Lucifer: I didn't have my hand up.
Ash: Too bad.
Lucifer: *walks on stage*
Ash: Now then, I need you to get in this magic box.
Lucifer: Ooo the sawing in half trick I love that one! *gets in the box*
Ash: Now as he said, I'm going to saw him in half. *revvs up the chainsaw and slowly starts to lower it*
Lucifer: Wait a minute something feels off...
Ash: And now...TAKE THIS YOU SNOBBY PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
Lucifer: EEEP!
Connor: No no no no! *runs onstage* Ash stop trying to kill Lucifer!
Ash: But he's the devil!
Connor: Yeah but he's a good guy he's been bettering himself he's an police consultant.
Ash: ...
Lucifer: *nervous grin*
Ash: *groan* Fine. *Frees Lucifer* But I'm watching you buddy. *Does the I'm watching you sign*
To be continued
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