*Josephine and Light are chatting*
Josephine: Ok I think I get everything about Christmas now, but I have one more question Light.
Light: What's up?
Josephine: What's that? *points to the mistletoe above them*
Light: Oh! Uh...it's uh...a plant that can kill you if you eat it.
Josephine: ...what does that have to do with Christmas?
Light: Well uh...see when two people are standing under it—
Josephine: Like us right now?
Light: Yeah...so anyway the tradition is when two people stand under a mistletoe they uh...well...
Josephine: *smiles* Light I already know what it's for I just wanted to see how you'd react. I'll be right back. *kisses his cheek* Merry Christmas. *Walks off*
Light: ...*his face turns bright red*
Ash: Ha ha, well done buddy! *Slaps his shoulder*
Jay: Yeah, Light my man we've been waiting for that! *high fives him*
L: My just look at that blizzard outside!
*the blizzard has started*
Connor: *is startled by Sam Jackson outside the window staring wide eyed* Yikes! ...
*Connor opens the window*
Connor: Get in here the snow's getting bad!
Sam Jackson: Thank you, muthafucka.
DILF-Santa: *looking outside* Boy I haven't seen a snowstorm like that since my first delivery. And let me tell you, that was NOT comforting for a newbie like me at the time.
Connor: Well I'm a little concerned cause we still have a few more guests.
Riddler: In the meantime you can HAND OVER YOUR WALLETS!
Connor: No.
Riddler: Awwww....
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
