*Samuel L Jackson is on stage reciting a poem*
Sam Jackson: *clears his throat*
On the road I met a trucka
And he was great that muthafucka.
And then I met a ditchdigger,
Such a great guy that fun old—
Lucas: No no no no! We have little kids here!
Sam Jackson: Fair enough, fair enough. Sorry bout that, muthafucka.
Lucas: And can you please stop saying that around the kids? I know it's your catchphrase but...
Sam Jackson: I wish I could muthafucka, but see I have a condition called Muthafucka's Disease, and it forces me to say in nearly every sentence.
Lucas: Oh...
Connor: Why don't we get the next act up?
To be continued
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A Task Force Family Christmas
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