*Lucas is in his room. He lifts a shade, Samuel L Jackson is outside the window staring wide eyed*
Lucas: AAAAAA!!! *Lowers the shade quickly*
*His phone rings*
Lucas: *answers* Hello? Happy?! Where you been man? What's up?...
Happy: *on other end* You're in danger Lucas. He escaped.
Lucas: ...Shit.
Lucas: *walks out to everyone, he's terrified*
Jay: Hey you alright man?
Lucas: No.
Jay: I know what'll hel—
Lucas: I'm not doing weed Jay.
Jay: Alright alright.
Wonder Woman: *walks over to Lucas and affectionately puts her hands on his face* What's wrong Lucas?
Lucas: ...you remember that thing Happy warned me about when I first became Santa?
Wonder Woman: Yes.
Lucas: ...he escaped.
Wonder Woman: !!!!
Lucas: Aaaaand he's coming for me.
*there's a knock on the door*
Connor: *gets the door, it's Happy*
Connor: Happy?! Long time no see!
Happy: I wish I was here on happier terms but...
Lucas: Is it really that bad?
Happy: I'm afraid so. You, and all living former Santas are in danger.
Lucas: What about the current Santa? Is Tinsel alright?
Happy: Yeah he can't touch him, Santa is completely immortal when they have the mantle. But if they retire, sure they have an extended lifespan, but they can still be killed...
Connor: What's going on here?
Happy: You may want to have your kids leave the room.
Connor: Alright, I'll go put a movie on for them all in a different room *leaves for a second*
And so...
*everyone except the kids are gathered together. Happy is explaining*
Happy: Lucas, do you remember what I told you about when you first started?
Lucas: Of course...*flashback starts*
*flashback to Lucas, who has just started as Santa*
Flashback Happy: There have been a lot Santas since the beginning of time, but there's one that we tell every subsequent Santa about, one who left quite a mark on us, and nearly destroyed Christmas.
Flashback Lucas: How bad?
Flashback Happy: You know the movie Santa's Slay?
Flashback Lucas: ...Oh my...
Flashback Happy: That was real. All of that footage in the movie, it was real. It all happened.
Flashback Lucas: Even the part where—
Flashback Happy: All of it. We just used some of our elf magic to edit it a little bit. But in the year 1005, that Santa, who was a demon, lost a bet to an angel and had to spend the next 1000 years as the next Santa. Once his time was up in 2005, he went berserk. He hurt people. He almost ended Christmas. But when he came back to the North Pole, we were waiting.
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
