*Lucas and the Santas are flying through the air on the sleigh*
Lucas: Any sign of him?
*DILF-Santa is looking down with binoculars*
DILF-Santa: Can't say there is.
Jurassic Santa: I shall spawn two pterodactyls to scan the area. *he takes some magic dust from his pocket, he blows it into the air, and two pterodactyls magically appear and search for the evil Santa*
Fatman: *aiming a sniper rifle* Well when we find him he's done for!
Jurassic Santa: *whispers to Disney Santa, who is flying the sleigh* He's awfully dark isn't he?
Lucas: I got a question, what kind of Santa skills did you all get to keep after you hung up the coat?
Disney Santa: I became quite the gadget guy after my tenure as the big guy, also great fix it guy! Even had my own show!
Jurassic Santa: As you just saw, I have magic dust that allows me to spawn animals and all kinds of things from thin air!
DILF-Santa: I can turn into a cloud of coal dust and travel at super speeds, that's how I personally got to every house in record time. I also know judo! And I seem to have kept my effect on women.
Lucas: Yeah well you just stay away from my wife.
DILF-Santa: I shall try my best, but no promises *smirks*
Lucas: *glares at him*
DILF-Santa: C'mon, I'm kidding!
Fatman: I never had many magic powers, but I served in the Cold War and Vietnam. I know every weapon like the back of my hand.
All the Santas: Thank you for your service.
Disney Santa: What about you Lucas? What do you have?
Lucas: Uh...the heart of a leader? *smiles nervously*
Fatman: Sigh...we're fucked.
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A Task Force Family Christmas
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