Rey: *is calling Connor through a holoprojector* Connor, are you almost done? Lucas says there's a blizzard coming.
Hologram Connor: *still in his Mandalorian helmet* No rain nor sleet nor snow shall stop me from from returning with cookie stuff.
Rey: Just be careful alright?
Hologram Connor: This is the way. *the call ends*
Rey: Sigh...
Elmira: I'm sure he'll be alright Rey.
Rey: I know, I'm still worried...
Josephine: Wait, I'm sorry, I've been cooped up in a museum for a few hundred years, what exactly is a blizzard?
Light: It's a fancy cup of ice cream that Dairy Queen sell—wait wrong Blizzard. It's a bad snow storm.
Josephine: Oh.
Ash: I'm gonna go chop some firewood cause it's probably gonna get cold. *attaches his chainsaw and heads outside*
Lucas: And crazy thing is we have more people coming...*he and Rey look out the window nervously waiting for Connor. The Santas walk over*
Disney Santa: Hey you ok?
Lucas: Yeah. We're just worried about Connor.
Disney Santa: Tell ya what. The Santas and I will go escort him home.
Rey: Thank you. Because he didn't drive or anything he walked.
Fatman: What kinda idiot walks that far to the grocery store?
Rey: My husband.
Lucas: Yep.
Rey: Everytime I send him to the store he pretends he's The Mandalorian sent on a dangerous mission.
Disney Santa: I guess being the CEO of Disney is starting to get to his head? Yes we know that we're Santas. We still know everything after retirement.
Lucas: Well he's been pulling stuff like that for years anyway.
DILF-Santa: Well we'll get him home safe and sound or my name isn't DILF-Santa!
Lucas: Which it isn't really.
Elmira: Yes it is.
L: GRRRR....
DILF-Santa: ...We'll be on our way. *the Santas leave to get Connor*
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
