*everyone is exchanging gifts*
Connor: This is for you Riddler. I know you wanted it. *Hands him a present*
Riddler: For me? Even though we're your nemesis?
Connor: It's Christmas, there are no enemies at Christmas.
Riddler: ...*opens it, it's...* ...your wallet?
Connor: *smiles and shrugs* Well what can I say? You have been asking for it.
Riddler: ...*looks and sees who's on it* Is that me?
Connor: Yeah, you're my favorite Batman villain!
Riddler: ...Thanks Connor. *Opens it, it's empty*
Connor: I didn't say there was money in it.
Riddler: *smiles* fair enough.
Connor: I got you something too. *Hands Riddlette a big present*
Riddlette: Me? *opens it and...*
KABOOM!
*It was a glitter bomb. Riddlette is covered in glitter*
Connor: Ha ha ha ha! I've always wanted to do that!
Jay: *to Silent Bob* Wait, Lunchbox you telling me you sold your grappling gun to get me this new display frame for my platinum copy of the Morris Day and the Time album Ice Cream Castle?
Silent Bob: *nods*
Jay: Man but I sold the album to get you this gold hook for your grappling gun! *Holds it up*
Silent Bob: *gets misty eyed, then does a heart symbol*
Jay: I love ya too man, don't know where I'd be without my hetero life mate! *They hug while crying*
Wonder Woman: *hands Rey her present*
Rey: *opens it* Gasp! A double bladed lightsaber?
Wonder Woman: I've seen you with your staff I figured you'd do great with a double sided lightsaber.
Rey: *turns it on* And it's blue!
Wonder Woman: Blue really is your color.
Rey: I couldn't have asked for a better best friend.
*They hug*
Lucifer: Here you go Connor. *Hands him a present* I know you've been wanting it, I hope it brings you lots of joy.
Connor: Thanks Lucifer. *Opens it, it's*
Connor: Uh...Santa themed lingerie?
Lucifer: O_O Uh oh there seems to have been a mix-up...what did I give the Detective then?
Meanwhile
*Detective Chloe Decker, Lucifer's girlfriend, opens the present from him. It's Assassin's Creed: Valhalla. She's confused as she doesn't have a PS4 or 5*
Back to the action
*Everyone is gathered*
Connor: *holding Tony* This is probably the most eventful Christmas we've had that didn't involve working at the North Pole.
Rey: *has Leia in her lap, she has her Buzz Lightyear action figure that Rey got her* Yeah. We should do this more often.
Lucas: I agree.
Ash: I second that.
*Everyone cheers*
*And then...they start singing Christmas music*
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
