Jurassic Santa: *looking through binoculars out ahead* I say, what's that coming at us up ahead?
DILF-Santa: *looks through binoculars* !!!...you want the good news or the bad news first?
Lucas: The bad news.
DILF-Santa: Alright, there is no good news. The Evil Santa's coming right at us.
Everyone: !!!
*Evil Santa comes at them in his own sleigh, pulled by a vicious looking reindeer*
Evil Santa: Ho Ho Ho! *as he flies by, he swings at DILF-Santa with a candy cane shaped staff, DILF-Santa ducks*
Evil Santa: I've waited a long time for this!
Fatman: *fires two shots at him with his rifle*
Evil Santa: Missed me! *flies by and socks him upside the head*
Fatman: Whoa! *he nearly falls out but DILF-Santa grabs him*
DILF-Santa: I gotcha!
Disney Santa: I got something! *he pulls out a crimson red ornament and throws it at Evil Santa, the ornament explodes into a cloud of red dust and glitter in his face*
Evil Santa: *cough cough cough* Well I mean it was a minor inconvenience but...
*he rams into them*
Everyone: Whoaaaa!
Fatman: Oof! *he falls out, and he's hanging on for dear life*
Lucas: Man overboard! *he and Jurassic Santa come over to pull him up*
Fatman: I'm slipping! *he loses his grip, but Lucas grabs him just in time*
Lucas: Hrrrgh...
Jurassic Santa: Fatman, grab my hand too!
Fatman: *reaches for it, he's struggling*
Evil Santa: This'll be fun...*comes at them at full speed with intent to gore Fatman all over the front of his sleigh*
Lucas: Take it! Quick!
Disney Santa: Everyone hold on tight!
Lucas: Not till we get Fatman up!
Evil Santa: *coming at them* Ho Ho Ho!
*Fatman grabs Jurassic Santa's hand, Jurassic Santa and Lucas pull him quickly, then Disney Santa swerves and Evil Santa misses*
Disney Santa: Olé!
DILF-Santa: I got a trick up my sleeve too! *turns into a cloud of magic coal dust and travels over to Evil Santa's sleigh*
Fatman: What the hell is he doing?!
Evil Santa: *feels a tap on his shoulder, he turns around*
DILF-Santa: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! *socks him in the face*
Jurassic Santa: That's suicide for sure!
Lucas: DILF-Santa, get out of there!
DILF-Santa: *brawling with Evil Santa* No, you get out! I'm buying you time!
Lucas: We're not leaving you!
Evil Santa: *stops brawling with DILF-Santa* Hey Pretty Boy Santa! If I'm over here, who's driving?
Everyone: O_O
DILF-Santa: *tries to turn into coal dust, but Evil Santa punches him in the face before he can*
Evil Santa: I don't think so! *And then he shoots the team's sleigh, and it starts going down too*
Evil Santa: I love Christmas.
*And now, all the Santas are going down*
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
