Lucas: Alright everyone, it's time for our holiday talent show! And then the party!
*everyone cheers*
Bill Cosby: Before we get with the dancin' and the prancin', does anyone wanna try m'new egg nog recipe? *holds up a thing of egg nog*
Riddler: I will! *drinks it* Wow that's actually pretty goo—*passes out and snores*
*cricket chirp*
Lucas: *unamused* Just get up here for the first act.
Bill: Alright alright. *he and Tekashi walk up*
Tekashi: Man I told you not to make that shit.
Bill: And I chose not to listen. *they go behind the curtain*
Lucas: And now, let's start the show!
*the curtains open up and there's Lucas, Connor, Tekashi, Bill, Riddler (who's still asleep), Jay, Silent Bob, Wallace, Ash, L, Light, Matsuda and Lucifer all in festive ugly Christmas sweaters. Lucas has a cardboard tube guitar and L is holding a keyboard. Connor hits a drum beat note on the keyboard*
Lucas: 1...
Connor: 2...
Lucas: 1
Connor: 2
Lucas: 3
Connor: 4
*Connor hits a music loop note and Lucas starts playing his cardboard guitar while everyone else jogs in place and dances*
Lucas: I don't care what your mama says
Christmas time is near
I don't care what your daddy says
Christmas is full of cheer
Connor and Lucas: All I know is that Santa's sleigh
Is makin' its way to the U.S.A.
*instrumental break they all dance*
Lucas: I don't care what the mayor says,
Christmas is full of cheer
I don't care if you think it's a lot
Christmas will soon be here
I don't care about the C.I.A.
I don't care what the calendars say
Connor and Lucas: I wish it was Christmas today
I wish it was it was Christmas today
*they wrap up and everyone cheers*
To be continued
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A Task Force Family Christmas
फैनफिक्शनIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
