*Evil Santa and DILF-Santa have just crashed in the woods outside the Task Force cabin and they're duking it out*
DILF-Santa punches him in the face twice and kicks him in the stomach, knocking Evil Santa back, then Evil Santa runs at him screaming to tackle him, but at the last second DILF-Santa turns into a cloud of coal dust and flies out of the way, and Evil Santa crashes to the ground, DILF-Santa reverts back and walks toward him*
DILF-Santa: Ya done yet?
Evil Santa: I'm just getting started! *he pulls out a candy cane shaped gun and shoots him in the chest, DILF-Santa is impervious to bullets but it still knocks him back*
*Meanwhile, the other Santas crashed a little further back*
Lucas: We gotta help DILF-Santa!
Disney Santa: Will we make it in time?
Jurassic Santa: I have just the thing! *He pulls out more magic dust, blows it into the air and four Dakotaraptors magically appear*
Jurassic Santa: Hop on, gentlemen!
*They each hop on a Dakotaraptor and they all head over to DILF-Santa and Evil Santa*
Evil Santa: Well well well. It must be my lucky day! I'm so happy you survived that fall!
All the Santas: ???
Evil Santa: Cause now I get to kill you myself! *pulls out a bo staff decorated with tinsel and garland* It's nice to be naughty! *he jumps in front of Lucas and starts going crazy with it* Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust--*smacks himself in the face* ....'sceuse me...
Lucas: *unamused*
Evil Santa: Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin--
*when he spins, Lucas sticks a pen in its way and it cause Evil Santa to spin instead, it throws him onto the ground*
Like this
*While Evil Santa is on the ground, Lucas jumps up with his fist drawn, but Evil Santa rolls out of the way and Lucas ends up punching snow.*
*Disney Santa throws another ornament grenade but this time Evil Santa catches it and throws it back, all the Santas dodge*
Fatman: *starts crouching in pain* AAAA!
Disney Santa: You alright?
Fatman: Someone call an ambulance!
Evil Santa: *grins and walks towards the in-pain Fatman*
Fatman: But not for me! *pulls out a pistol and shoots Evil Santa in the chest, knocking him back*
*then Lucas punches Evil Santa in the face, Jurassic Santa socks him in the side, DILF-Santa kicks him in the breadbasket, and Disney Santa kicks him in the leg. Fatman socks him in the face again while everyone has him down*
Ash: *shows up* Oh...I was gonna offer the chainsaw but it seems you got it...little anti-climactic but hey.
Lucas: The thought that counts.
*And so*
*Happy and a couple other elves take the defeated Evil Santa into custody*
Evil Santa: *to all the Santas* I'll be back next Christmas! Just you wait! I broke out of that poor excuse for a prison before I can do it again!
Happy: I don't think so. You're going to the Phantom Zone this time pal.
Evil Santa: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucas: Well if he does breakout again, we'll be ready.
*everyone comes outside to check on Lucas and the team*
Connor: You alright?
Lucas: You bet! Gentlemen, would you be interested in joining us for a bit of holiday celebration?
Rey, Wonder Woman, Elmira, Holly and Josephine: Especially DILF-Santa?
Their significant others: Grrrrrr....
*the Santas talk it over*
Jurassic Santa: Lucas, m'boy, we would be honored.
Lucas: Well then, let's head in, I'll build a couple more bunkbeds and then we can REALLY get this holiday going!
*everyone cheers*
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
