It's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
*Lucas and the league of Santas has just left to fight the Evil Santa*
*Connor and Wonder Woman are looking out the window nervously*
Connor: Think he'll be ok?
Wonder Woman: I hope so.
Connor: Well even if he gets himself killed he's too stubborn to die so...
Elmira: I feel like maybe they would've had an even better chance if DILF-Santa got a kiss for good luck.
L: Hey!
Holly: Or two.
Jay: Hey!
Rey: Or three.
Connor: Hey!
Josephine: Or four.
Connor: Y'all do remember you're married right?
Josephine: I'm single so no regrets on my end.
*The ladies all high five*
Light: ...
Connor: ANYWAY—
*Tekashi69 and Bill Cosby pop out of the basement*
Connor: How did you guys get back—
*Riddler and Riddlette pop out too*
Connor: HOW DID YOU GUYS—you know what, I don't even question anything anymore.
Riddler: HAND OVER YOUR WALLETS!
Connor: No!
Riddler: *whispers to Riddlette* Shit what do I do now?
Riddlette: *whispers in his ear*
Riddler: Right right. Uh...too bad! Now hand them over! I'm not afraid to use this! *pulls out Axe body spray*
Connor: I have one too! *pulls out his own* Now with a hint of lime!
Riddler: Not the hint of lime! I give up.
Riddlette: Well I have this, Puddin! *pulls out a perfume bottle* It's peaches, oranges and orchids!
Connor: AAAAA!!!!
Riddlette: I call it P.O.O.!
Connor: ...might wanna work on that.
Lucifer: Well all of you drop them! Because I have one too! *pulls out a cologne* Mr. Sam Jackson who keeps stalking us outside handed me this one, it's called...MOTHAFUQUER!
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Everyone: AAAAA!!!
Connor: Lucifer you're supposed to be on my side!
Lucifer: I know but I just couldn't resist a good stand off.
*the three of them stand there, their fragrances drawn, ecstasy of gold is playing*
Light: *eating popcorn* Best Christmas ever.
Connor: Well gentlemen it looks like we're at a bit of a crossroads.
Riddlette: I'm a woman!
Connor: Whatever.
Riddlette: And I've got one more trick up my sleeve, Puddin! *whistles*
*her dogs, Adam and Dugan run out*
Lucifer: AAAA! POOCHIE! *is knocked over by Dugan*
Connor: AAAA! PUPPY! *is knocked over by Adam*
Adam: Fear me mortal as I kiss you to death! *starts licking Connor's face*
Connor: ...forget it. *starts scritching him*
Dugan: ...*just rests his chin on Lucifer's chest*
