Lucas: Alright everyone, looks like we're all he—
*there's a knock on the basement door, from the other side*
Connor: ...who could that be...
Light: *opens the door, Tekashi69 and Bill Cosby pop out*
Tekashi: Ayyyy is my old pals!
*no one looks amused*
Lucas: What are you guys doing here?
Bill: We've been hiding in the basement from Samuel L. Jackson for the last week!
L: Is he out there right now?
Lucifer: *pulls open the curtains, Samuel L Jackson is right outside the window staring wide eyed and angrily, Lucifer quickly shuts the curtains* Nope. Not at all.
Lucas: *lifts Tekashi and Bill by their shirts and prepares to throw them out*
Tekashi: Wait no no please don't throw us out you don't know what it's like out there!
Bill: Yeah! He's gonna kill us!
Lucas: OH NO! Anyway...*continues carrying them to the door*
Tekashi: Aw come on man iz Christmas you really gonna do that to us?
Bill: C'mon can't we stay?
Tekashi and Bill: Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase? *they do puss in boots eyes*
Lucas: Awww...how can I say no to those faces?I know, like this!
Lucas: NO! *throws them out the door and slams it* *brushes his hands* Well, glad that's over with.
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
