*Jay and Silent Bob are up*
Jay: Alright we're gonna do the greatest Christmas song of all time, Jungle Love by Morris Day and the Time!
Connor: *facepalm* C'mon don't you guys know any other songs?
Jay: Nope!
*Silent Bob starts playing keyboard*
Jay: *starts croaking the song*
I, I've been watching you
I think I wanna know ya (know ya)
I said I, I am dangerous
Girl I wanna show ya (show ya)...
My jungle love
Oh-e-oh-e-oh
I think I wanna know ya (know ya)
Audience: Boooooooo boooooooooo
Jay: Bah humbug.
Lucas: Enough of this let's party!
*Everyone cheers and start partying*
*Josephine and Light are back under the mistletoe*
Josephine: So you wanna try this again?
Light: You bet!
*They kiss, but something seems off with Josephine*
Light: That was different but interesting.You ok?
Josephine: Yeah...i just...are you sure you don't mind me being a statue?
Light: You could be a giant taco and I wouldn't care.
Josephine: Thanks but...I wish I was human. So that I'd be able to grow old, feel things when I touch them...maybe have kids...but that sounds crazy...
Light: As crazy as you being a magic statue? Crazier things have happened. I wouldn't be surprised if you become human some way.
Josephine: *smiles* Thanks Light.
*Ash and Lucifer are talking*
Ash: Hey buddy. Sorry about trying to off ya all month. I had no idea you turned out to be a cool guy. Whadaya say to maybe getting a couple beers sometime?
Lucifer: Come to my club at Lux and we'll get all sorts of drinks. On the house.
Ash: Ha ha, count me in pal! *Slaps his back* I tell ya Luci, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship...
*Tekashi and Bill run by screaming*
Sam Jackson: *chasing them but stops and points to Ash's chainsaw arm* Can I borrow that muthafucka?
Ash: Just bring her back in one piece. *Gives him the chainsaw*
Sam Jackson: Thank you. *Revvs up the chainsaw and continues chasing Tekashi and Bill* COME BACK HERE MUTHAFUCKAS!
*There's a knock on the door*
Connor: *gets it, it's Shrek* Shrek!
Shrek: Hello Connor, Merry Christmas!
Connor: I'm so glad you could make it!
Shrek: And I brought another friend too I know you've been wanting meet!
*Donkey runs in*
Donkey: Get ready baby cause the real party animal has come to town! Donkey in the house!
Connor: YES! So nice to finally meet ya!
Donkey: Likewise! Shrek has told me a lot about you!
Shrek: We brought one more, another green fella like me.
Connor: Who?
*The Grinch (the Jim Carrey one) shoots down the chimney as everyone goes silent*
Grinch: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!!
*He air humps as a few beat notes play and a different colored lights flashes with each beat*
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
*Rhythm of the Night from Moulin Rouge starts playing and everyone dances*
Connor: *petting Adam and Dugan* I gotta hand it to ya Lucas you really know how to throw a party!
Lucas: I try.
Connor: Well I suppose it's back to the volcano for you guys after this eh?
Lucas: Yep. And back to Disney for you?
Connor: You bet. But I was thinking...why don't you guys come live in L.A.? I'll pay for a new HQ and everything. It'll still be your fanfic, I'll just be the supporting character. But we miss y'all.
Lucas: We miss ya too. I'll have to talk to the gang. But yeah that sounds great.
Connor: Well alright, let me know.
Lucas: Sure.
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
