*Ash and Lucifer are talking*
Ash: So. You're the devil, huh?
Lucifer: Yes.
Ash: Well then I'm uh, almost sorry for what I gotta do next. *starts revving up his chainsaw arm*
Lucifer: I uh, I beg your pardon?
Ash: Well you see buddy I fight all types of supernatural evil so, you can see the kind of situation you're in.
Lucifer: Well now let's not get too hasty I didn't say I was evil.
Ash: Yeah but you're the devil, so...
Lucifer: Well even if I was I'm invulnerable, so that toy of yours won't work anyway.
Ash: Listen pal, this bad boy's enchanted, ok? So it doesn't give a shit about your invulnerability.
Lucifer: Oh, I see...*nervous sweating* Um...*points behind Ash* Hey look a stripper!
Ash: Huh where?! *turns around, Lucifer starts running* Goddammit. *He starts chasing Lucifer with his chainsaw running*
*Light and Josephine are talking as Lucifer runs by being chased by Ash*
Lucifer: I don't know anything about deadites alright?!
Ash: That's what they all say!
*they continue running*
Light: Boy. Good thing he hasn't met you yet, he might think you're haunted by one of those deadites or whatever.
Ash: *chimes in* Did someone say deadite? Or haunted---OH MY GOD THAT STATUE IS HAUNTED BY A DEADITE
Light: *holds up the Death Note* Don't even think about it.
Ash: ...point taken. Now where were we? Oh right! *starts chasing Lucifer again*
Light: Sigh...I'm gonna go get something to drink. *walks over to the kitchen, he looks over at the window, Samuel L Jackson is standing outside it wide eyed*
Light: YIKES! *drops a bunch of stuff*
Sam Jackson: *wiggles his eyebrows and slowly crouches out of sight*
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