Lucas: *sees Riddler, Riddlette, Tekashi and Bill are there*
Lucas: What are they doing here?
Connor: I have no idea.
Riddler: We came for your wallets!
Tekashi: And we ain't going back out there Sam Jackson gonna get us!
Lucas: Too bad! *prepares to throw them out*
Bill: Aw c'mon it's Christmas!
Tekashi: Please don't throw us out!
Lucas: Sigh...fine. You can stay.
Tekashi and Bill: Yay!!!!
Meanwhile
*Josephine and Light are talking, Light's explaining Christmas to her*
Light: So, I know you don't know a ton about Christmas but I'll tell ya. So basically, it's this one day a year where a fat guy in a red suit delivers presents to everyone in the world.
Josephine: How does he do that?
Light: Good question. You should ask Lucas, he did it for eight years. And though we helped, we never got to know what the secret was.
Lucas: *chimes in* Magic gas. You have no idea how great the mileage is with it, and the sleigh reaches supersonic speeds.
Light: Ah, that's it. Duh.
Lucas: But remember Light, that's not what Christmas is ALL about.
Light: Right right, it's about being with family and the ones you love.
Lucas: *thumbs up* You got it! *he walks off, and right by Connor and Rey*
Rey: *hands him a list* Alright, can you grab these items from the store? Can't make cookies without them.
Connor: A job huh? *wearing a Mandalorian helmet and grabs a rifle* Madam, I shall see to it that you get your cookie items, but for a hefty beskar fee.
Rey: How about I pay you with cookies?
Connor: This is the way. *marches off into the distance*
Rey: *giggles* CEO of the biggest entertainment company in the world yet still mentally nine years old...where's Tony?
*looks outside and sees that Connor has baby Tony dressed as Baby Yoda and in a backpack on his back*
Rey: Oh no he DIDN'T! *runs out after him*
Lucas: Oh Connor! *he looks out the window* Samuel L Jackson is standing right outside wide eyed* AAAAA!!! STOP DOING THAT!
Sam Jackson: *shakes his head no and ducks down*
Riddler: Hey so uh...you let those other guys stay...
Riddlette: Can we stay too Puddin'?
Lucas: No! You guys tried to rob us of course no—*starts having a psychic vision*
Vision: *everyone's inside*
Vision L: My just look at that blizzard outside!
*vision ends*
Lucas: Ok fine, you're gonna wanna actually there's a blizzard coming!
Wonder Woman: How do you know babe?
Lucas: You know That's So Raven right? And how she had those psychic visions? I just had one.
Elmira: Isn't Connor still out there?
Everyone: Uh oh...
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
