*Connor walks in in his Mandalorian helmet, the Santas follow shortly after*
Connor: Thank you all for the ride.
Disney Santa: Anytime buddy.
Connor: *gives Rey the cookie supplies* I completed my mission.
Rey: Thanks babe. *reaches for his helmet*
Connor: *grabs her arms* I can't show my face to any man.
Rey: I'm a woman.
Connor: Or woman.
Rey: I'm your wife.
Connor: This is the way.
Rey: Well how are you going to eat cookies if you have that helmet on?
Connor: ...you make a fair point. *takes the helmet off*
Rey: *giggles* Dumbass.
Connor: You love it.
*they kiss*
Light: Yech. Did not have to see that mushy shit.
Josephine: *smiles* Aw you're just a sourpuss.
Light: Am not!
Josephine: *giggles and winks*
Light; *blushes*
Ash: *to Lucifer* Would ya look at that. I think the statue girl and Light got the hots for each other. If you walked through em you'd be between a rock and hard place, am I right? *lightly nudges Lucifer*
Lucifer: ...If I laugh will you stop trying to kill me?
Ash: We'll see...*does the I'm watching you sign and walks off*
*there's a knock on the door*
Lucas: *opens it, it's Wallace and Gromit, they're dressed as elves*
Wallace: Seasons greetings to all!
Connor: Hey guys!
Wallace: We brought cheese platters! *pulls out a bunch of cheese platters*
Lucas: Awesome!
Wallace: We also brought KFC! Gromit and I became their marketing team!
Connor: Oh thaaaat's why they've been coming out with all those chicken themed products.
Wallace: Indeed! Here's our latest invention for them. The KFConsole! *pulls out a small black slightly circular box* It runs on an Intel Nuc 9 Extreme Compute Element, displays 4K and 240 FPS, and...*presses a button that opens a little drawer* ...a chicken warmer! Care for some?
*Connor and Lucas take some chicken*
Lucas: Damn that's good!
Connor: Does it run Doom?
Wallace: Of course! It wouldn't be a console without running Doom! Welp...*hands it to Connor* Happy Christmas.
Connor: For me?
Wallace: Of course! And we built one for Lucas too! *hands him one*
Lucas: Wow...Thanks!
Connor: Yeah, thanks!
Wallace: You both are quite welcome.
Connor: *looks over and Lucas* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Lucas: I think so, but how is it that you have fingertips but not toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger?
Connor: Uh...I was thinking we'd hook one of these up and play Smash Bros but yeah you have a point.
Lucas: Let's go!
*they run off*
Rey: And there they go.
Wonder Woman: *smiles* You'd think they were the kids with how excited they get.
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A Task Force Family Christmas
FanfictionIt's the task force's first Christmas since Lucas retired as Santa, and they're renting a cabin for the holidays! But it's not a Death Note Christmas without a touch of insanity, cause they're not alone! One by one, they're joined by Tekashi69 and B...
