Heart of Diamonds and Stones

Chapter 3

Everyone, I'm not going to be able to write anymore chapters have this one.  I can only write during the weekends. This is going to be after New Year's Day.

     (The next morning when Alastor woke up, he walked out of his office. He found his oldest brother, Lincoln in the kitchen talking with Anne. Alastor was confused about him being in his house. Alastor cleared his throat and Lincoln looked at his direction. Lincoln laughed at him, Alastor was even more confused. His brother walked up to him and spoke.)

Lincoln: Alastor, my little brother. My coworkers and I are aware of some murderiess in the jail that need information out of them. So, I thought that maybe you could help me little buddy.

(Lincoln said as he puts his arm around Alastor's shoulders. Alastor stood in confusion and unquestionably disbelief.)

Alastor: that's it?

Lincoln: yep

Alastor: are you sure?

Lincoln: yes, brother, that's it.

Alastor: Fine Link. But no games alright.

(Alastor said as he walked to the kitchen counter to get some coffee.)

Alastor: just give me a few minutes. I just woke up.

(He said as he grabbed his cup of coffee. After ten minutes, Alastor got his normal brown tux and walked out of the house with Lincoln. Alastor sighed from annoyance from his brother.)

(When they got to the jail building, started to feel nervous about this. He noticed that Lincoln stopped at a door and began to speak.)

Lincoln: Now Alastor. I want to remind you, that this ladies probably will try to attack you in some sort of way.

(Lincoln said as he opened the door. Alastor saw six women in individual chairs, tied up from their hands on their back. Alastor was still confused about this, but Lincoln was explaining everything to him, and he was still confused.)

(Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz)

Lincoln: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango

( Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

All: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

#1: You know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie, he liked to chew gum.
No, not chew, pop.
So I came home this one day
And I'm really irritated
And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy. And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'
No, not chewin'
Poppin'
So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time"
And he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall, And I fired two warning shots. Into. his. head.

All: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same

#2: I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner
And then I found out
"Single" he told me
Single, my ass
Not only was he married
Oh no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night when he came home from work
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

(He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime)

(Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, Carvin' up a chicken for dinner. Minding my own business, In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman, " he says
He was crazy! And he kept on screamin'
"You been screwin' the milkman"
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times. If you'd have been there, If you'd have seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!

Mit kersek, en itt?
Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakóm lefogta a ferjemet
En meg Lecsaptam a fejet
De nem igaz
En artatlan vagyok
Nem tudom
Mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem
Probaltam
A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

Alastor: Yes, but did you do it?

4:Uh uh, not guilty!

5: My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
And my husband, Charlie traveled round with us
Now, for the last number in our act
We did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles
Back flips, flip flops
One right after the other
So this one night before the show we are down at the Hotel Cicero
The three of us, boozin'
Havin' a few laughs
And we ran out of ice
So I go out to get some
I come back, open the door
And there's Veronica and Charlie
Doing number seventeen
The spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead

All: They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along
I didn't do it (she didn't do it)
But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime)
I didn't do it (and then they used it)
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

6:I loved Al Lipschitz
More than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
Sensitive, a painter
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night looking for himself
And on the way
He found Ruth
Gladys
Rosemary and Irving
I guess you could say we broke up
Because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead

   (The next morning when Alastor the jail building, he found out that his brother and his brother's coworkers had hung the women. Alastor and Lincoln were arguing about what Lincoln has done.)

All:The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us)And they abused us (and they abused us)How could you tell us that we were wrong?He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame) If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there) If you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it) I betcha you would have done the same

All: You pop that gum one more time! Single my ass, Ten times! Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe
Number seventeen, the spread eagle
Artistic differences.

(Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero,Lipschitz)

(When Alastor got home, he walked straight to his office. He again grabbed the knife from his desk's drawer, but he just stabbed in his left arm. He grabbed a cloth from the kitchen to clean up his wound. Then he looked at Anne, she gave a sedative look. He began to hyperventilate again, but then he took a drink of wine and he felt a little bit dizzy. Anne pulled him towards their bedroom, laidback on the bed, then spread her legs out. She brought the wine for them, and poured more wine into his glass that Alastor had in his hands. The next thing he knew, he was on the bed above Anne!)

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