New Girl Preferences

When You're Drunk-

Nick Miller: You're Schmidt's little sister there are sometimes where you get drunk...doesn't happen often unless you're stressed, sad, on special occasions or angry...And well let's just say you're weird when you're drunk...more like emotional and your brother NEVER wants to deal with you so he kinda just locks you in his room until you pass out,

But now that you're dating Nick you try not to get drunk around him because he's the one that's normally drunk so you take care of him....but it was your birthday and you wanted to have fun with your friends, brother and boyfriend and well...you drank...a lot more than you expected and well you were all over the place...

Let's just say everyone but your brother was confused by your behavior. You were running around, giggling and talking like crazy "Uhh Schmidt? What the hell is my girlfriend doing?" Nick asked, he laughed nervously "Oh right...you've never seen her drunk before. Well here go you Nicky good luck with this one" Schmidt said,

Nick looked confused "Wh-what are you talking about?" He asked, Schmidt chuckled "She gets extremely emotional when she's drunk" he said, Nick sighed and looked at you seeing you lying in the middle of the floor pretending to make snow angels.

The others laughed a bit "Wow I've never seen her drunk before" Winston said, "she only does it on special occasions but you will not like her in a few moments" Schmidt said, everyone just stared at you until you sat up and spaced out for a moment "What's going on?" Nick asked, "She's gonna think of something depressing in her life and sob so beware" Schmidt said,

Everyone just looked at you then eyes widen once you pouted your lip and started to cry "oh god here we go" Schmidt whispered, "w-why am I not good enough? I-I mean I-I try so hard b-but it's not good enough, it's not, it's not" You slurred and stuttered between sobs.

Nick's heart broke at the sight of you "What do you normally do when she's drunk?" Nick asked, "Lock her in my room till she's passed out" He said, Nick's eyes widen "dude. That's so wrong" he said, Schmidt rolled his eyes "She is the devil when she's drunk so you deal with her Nick" Schmidt said,

Nick smiled "gladly" he said and rolled up his sleeves. He walked up to you and crouched down "Hey baby" He said, you sniffled and looked at him "Nicky? Am I good enough?" You asked and pouted, he chuckled and smiled "Very much so cutie" he said and wiped your tears away, you smiled softly "I-I'm very drunk" You admitted,

Nick chuckled "I can see that. But it's your birthday babe so drink as much as you want...actually don't because that's harmful and I don't wanna have to take you to the ER or have your brother kill me" He said, you just laughed a little and held your arms up "Cuddle?" You asked and pouted.

He chuckled and picked you up and carried you "I love you Nicky also sorry if I-I vomit everywhere" you whispered, he chuckled "Love you too and don't worry about it" he whispered and looked at the others with a smug smirk and wink which caught the others off guard which made him chuckle and take you to bed...Let's just say everyone teased you the next morning...and you got extremely embarrassed and shy about it.

Winston Schmidt: You're Jess little sister so you don't drink much let alone at all because you hate alcohol so you stay away from it.

Winston Bishop: You only drink on special occasions and you're not on to get plastered but when you do let's just say you get angry...like the kind of angry no one wants to see and well...it was (whatever special occasion) and of course you went out to drink with your friends and let's just say...it did not go well...

You're a lightweight to say so after about a couple of drinks you were already drunk and Cece and Jess are the only ones who's seen you angry drunk and they STAY CLEAR from you AT ALL TIMES...so let's just say you were furious "Uh oh, guys abort, abort, abort" Jess said,

Everyone was confused "Uhh what do you mean?" Winston asked, "okay so Y/N isn't exactly a good drunk so I say we leave asap" Cece said, everyone was still confused "What do you mean 'good drunk?' I don't think that's even a thing" Nick said,

You groaned and slammed your fist on the table which made everyone jump "Woah!" they shouted, "Yea...she's an angry drunk so I wouldn't mess with you if I were you" Jess said, everyone nodded but Winston scoffed "what?? Please, Let the Winny do his thing with his girl" He said,

Cece and Jess tried to warn him but he didn't listen and went up to you "Hey gorgeous, how about slowing down those drinks" He said, you slowly turned your head and glared at him. His eyes widen seein your flushed face but pure just rage and anger in your face "I'm sorry what did you say?" You asked,

He gulped "I love you?" he asked, you glared him and slammed your drink down which broke the glass and you really didn't care about the shards that pierced you "YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK UGHH!!" You shouted which made everyone jump,

You looked at everyone who didn't even dare to look at you fearing you ripping their hands off "U-uh Y-Y/N...y-you're kinda bleeding" Schmidt stated, you got off your chair and walked up to him which made me squeak and flinch "please don't kill me" he whispered, you just smirked and wiped your hand on his shirt which made him gasp "Say something...I dare you!" You shouted but he kept his mouth shut.

Winston came up to you and held your shoulders which made you glare at him "if you don't take your hands off me in the next 2 minutes, you won't have hands" You stated, Winston immediately took his hands off you "Anyone else wanna say some shit?" You asked,

They shook their heads "Good...Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go home, eat an entire pizza by myself and watch whatever the fuck I want in nothing but Winston's shirt and my underwear...anyone dare mess with me...I will murder you in your sleep" You said and walked away and ordered a cab home and did exactly that...Let's just say the next day not only did you have a huge hangover and vomit everywhere which of course Winston helped but everyone stayed over 6 feet away from you and feared you for life now...

Coach: You're honestly not a drinker it's not fun to drink and be hungover and it honestly just destroys your insides.

(Yea...I don't know...lol enjoy!)