I watched as my neighbour backed up slowly, i signalled Ethan to the window and he looked outside with the most panicked face. I grabbed hold of his hand an transported us both in front of them.
Thrusting forward and grabbing her arm tightly was my first reaction, she struggled a lot but me and Ethan had her firm in her grip
"Let me go!" She screamed out
"You saw nothing!" Ethan said in her ear, her breathing began to sound even more panicked as he grew closer to her ear.
Clicking her fingers she slipped from our grip and began to run faster and faster.
"Quick, teleport again" Ethan grabbed my hand and looked me in my eyes desperately
"No..." I say beginning to walk slowly toward We're she was running
"I have a better idea" I clicked my fingers once more and we both appeared in front my neighbour, who was about to enter Gods headquarters.
I came close to her as she was frozen in fear, I mumbled a few words and clicked making her face relax and she walked away like nothing had happened.
"What!" Ethan asked as his eyes followed her as she left
"I tried to do it earlier but she escaped to quick, she is only a citizen angel so I can cast the 'forget it' spell on her" I explained walking towards the doors
"Oh- where are you going?" He asks
"We should tell God, it will be very hard to keep our secret so..." I slightly push the door open, Ethan came behind me and pushed the door fully open, he looked at me and he smiled cutely as he grabbed my hand. I smiled back.
We marched towards Gods room and swung the door open, there they were, writing in a big book of laws for humans.
"Hello boys! Something up?" God asked sincerely as he put the quill down.
"We...we need to say something!" Ethan said loudly
"Me and Ethan are...are-" I stutter
"In love" Ethan say looking at me softly, there was a silence for some time, what were they going to do? Send us to hell?!
"And?" They said in a sort of way that suggested that we had more to say.
"Th-that's it" I said looking confused
"Have I never announced that the LGBTQ+ community is okay?" They said reaching for the speaker that played across all of heaven.
"N-no?" I said looking much happier
"One second... Hello all, a friendly reminder the LGBTQ+ community is perfectly welcome here!" They spoke into the microphone.
Was this really happening?
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♡︎My problem now♡︎ (Crankiplier)
Fanfiction(Crankiplier) ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ I do not want this to actually happen, it's just a little fun. I love Ethan and Marks friendship and I don't want to ruin anyone's relationship. It's just kinda cute, again I don't want to ruin anything. I'm not religiou...
