The door opened slowly and we both walked in
"God needs you" says a chirpy woman at the desk, her and I shook hands and she looked over at Ethan and her face dropped, she backed up slowly in her seat as I urged Ethan to shake her hand, I was only doing it to scare her.
"Go on Ethan, shake her hand" I look at him with a sly smile and he looked back at me the same way.
"I'm Ethan, nice to meat you miss...?"he outstretched his hand out so far it was impossible to ignore and it would be rude to not shake someone's hand when they clearly want to shake hands,
"Miss- umm- Miss thimble, Mike thimble" she hesitantly shook his hand and I watched as Ethan tightened his grip on her hand and her colour drained off her face. Ethan turned her hand and kissed it, making the woman squirm quickly, not even thinking of her angel-like duties
"I-umm-er... god-s-said he would need you-s-soon, s-orr-y" she dusted off her hand like she had touched the inside of someone's stomach and swiftly ushered us into Gods room.
"Ahhh there they are, my little angel and demon" god pointed at two chairs, signifying us to sit.
"How has time treated you?"
"Quite good, the beds are very good here" Ethan looked at God like... well- like a God, but that was unusual as he was a demon.
"Good thank you" I said simply as I watched Ethans eyes dance with life and gratitude
"I suppose you have picked wether he will go or earn his halo?" God said turning away from a playful Ethan and looking at me,
"Umm yes" I watch as the demons face grew scared,
"And what have you decided then?"
"That Ethan will earn his halo, he is very much capable of it" joy filled Ethans face and he clung onto me, making me warm and fuzzy inside but I could not show it in front of God. I accidentally smiled as he hugged me, not a normal smile but one of those flustered and 'OMG is this happening' smiles, but God didn't seem to realise and just smiled along.
"I'll be as good as anyone, EVER! Where do I start, how do I start?" He started to bounce around Gods office almost knocking off pieces of artwork and things from the bible,
"Ethan calm down" I grab hold of him and settle him down but non the less he was still buzzing
"Wait a second!" He stopped smiling
"But I like my black outfitttttt!" He mounded loudly
"Oh no don't worry, you will be a black angel, the first one ever" god replied with a smile
"And that means" I ask
"Well we are already working on a teleportation tool for the broken demons, demons that somehow get to heaven, if they would like to go back to hell. So once we are done with that there will be more black angels. A black angel is a demon that became a angel but will stay with a black halo and black suit, it will signify the bravery and courage of the demon to try to become a better being" God answered
"Can I keep my horns and have a halo aswell"
"Well it would be considered cruel to pull out your horns so of course" God answered again
"This is the best!" Ethan got up out his seat again and, more gently now, started jumping again.
"I love heaven so muchhhhh"
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♡︎My problem now♡︎ (Crankiplier)
Fanfiction(Crankiplier) ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ I do not want this to actually happen, it's just a little fun. I love Ethan and Marks friendship and I don't want to ruin anyone's relationship. It's just kinda cute, again I don't want to ruin anything. I'm not religiou...
