MCYT oneshots (requests open!)

My opinions on people's ships in the dsmp fandom bc i can lmao

It's 1:30 AM please forgive me I just thought this'd be funny lmfao
so yeah enjoy me judging and assuming things

Dreamnotfound: been there done that it was hot when I first got into the fandom now it's just sad

Dreamnap: wait y'all exist lmfao??🤠🤠

Sapnotfound: is that even the ship name? Idk but if you ship this then you're a multi shipper I don't make the rules

SapNotTaken: not the gang bang !! 😬😬

Dreamnoblade: go watch a fucking sports anime if you want enemies to lovers jfc. also horny jail👋👋

Tech6d: this is an old one so where the ever loving shit did this come from

Skepnoblade: if you ship this, you probably ship Klance. if not, you didn't watch voltron.

Schlattnoblade: you probably would've shipped
Carson and Techno but you knew where to draw the line

CarsonNoBlade: I'm jk everybody drew the line

TechnoSoot or smth: idk wha the ship name is but you guys clearly don't religiously sick to the SBI family bond.

Phil and Kristen: as you fucking should they r goals

Wilbur and Sally: you're quite the lore follower huh

FundyWasTaken: mmmm you like suffering, sex, and/or infidelity lmfao 🦀🦀

Fundy x Schlatt: I did not know this existed until a discord server brought it up but wow you guys must love those toxic relationships with a LOT of kinkiness in them. and daddy issues don't forget daddy issues

Schlatt x Quackity: you really wanted to believe Schlatt held SOME love, spoiler alert: he didn't

Karlnap: I don't really watch Karl but I think you guys probably have either their faces or their Minecraft skins as ur pfp on Twitter.

KarlQuackiNap: you like to stick with canon. maybe a bit too much

NinjaNotFound: you probably live in a pretend state of mind that dream and George won't recreate The Reynolds Pamphlet and Say No To This

Niki x Wilbur: this was probably before they clarified their statue and that's ok

Tommy x Tubbo: 😐🤚

Tommy or tubbo x anyone else: 😐🤚

Purpled with anyone: 😐🤚

Tommy and Ranboo???: ok ima stop the strange chain just to say LMAO WHA

Skephalo: ok it's kinda cute and I can kinda see it I mean my mom said bbh sounded kinda gay when I was watching him so there's that... y'all are pretty chill and the only people who aren't lurking with it are spifey and Vurb sooooo

Dreambur: like Dreamnoblade except less enemies and more horny

Quackity x Karl: you don't know who Sapnap is

Hbomb x Fundy: 🆗🆒👍

Schlattbur: At first I was confused about this one but wow they are so fucking gay with each other I don't blame you 💀💀💀

Puffy and Niki: you ship them as much as they do which is a-ok kinda lmao

VelvetisFrost: they're actually dating but idk their ship name but I like this one oh yeah and btw immaculate taste

Lemme know if I missed any lmfao

Edit of Feb. 3: I thought of a few more that have come up lol

Schlattnoblade: *inhales* as painful as it sounds it's actually probably the most comforting ship either of these nerds have been in

Sapunz: I found this the other day and ngl it was actually really adorable,,, but they have to be high to start fuckin with each other lmaooo

5undy: if you follow me, you probably know my absolute adoration for these two. and it's like fwt but trauma-comfort and healthy (and probably age regression)

Quackity and Techno??: this is only because of that clip where quackity said "they also said I should ask you out" and Techno rejected him. So hahahahahahahahahaha
Pining.

Enderchest x Jjjjjjjjefery: AWWWW IM SO HAPPY FOR THEMMMMM (I made this up but cats💃)

Edit of Feb. 24

SapFundy: I just got requested to do a oneshot about them so woo first time and I see a lot of pining, dream trauma, and physical fighting in that 🥰💖💖

Ponk x Sam: I'm- this is actually- awwww?? Warden man and Yeezy man 🤧🤧

Twitter x shutting up: 🤧🤧OTP