Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo (and friends) convos part 5!

If you guys haven't read the others (and what they are in actuality) you're gonna be real confused. Anyways here's more things I've overheard transcribed into PJO characters!
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Nico, sighing: Its a lunchbag let down

Will: is that some sort of old person saying I don't know about?

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Nico, amazed by the world: tall buildings- yeah, skyscrapers- look like Lego

Will: I appreciate the comparison but I don't agree

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Will: it'd be a blessing if he got hot, he's basically a corpse

Nico: I know you're talking about my inner body temperature right now but that hurt

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Will: he said he's gonna find me a new man with that ouija board

Nico: you're too much work I'll give you to a sexy ghost

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Nico: How long does it take to discharge a crystal?

Lou Ellen: what the fuck did you just ask me? That's not- it doesn't work like that and please use a different word

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Nico: "Ultimate man" soap? That sounds gay.

Will: It's made of pure essence of man, it takes so long to make, don't be rude

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Nico: Once I was at camp and they were using a ouija board and I WOULD NOT TOUCH IT,,,, and they asked the ghost who in the room they didn't like AND THE GHOST BITCH SPELT MY NAME!!! WHY DID THEY SPELL MY NAME????

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Nico: I'm gonna give the cat the ouija board and she's gonna spell your name. W I L L. the cat hates you.

Will: I think you're wrong

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Nico, playing with younger campers: Alright, alright I'll play barbies. Ken is gay. Ken also went through hell

Will: Nico she is FIVE

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Will: What are we talking about?

Nico: Haunted babies!

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*Nico visiting Sonny's house*
*Sonny opening his desk drawer to grab a pencil and reveals bag After bag of weed*

Sonny: Oh ignore the drugs, haha

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Nico: He's been drunk since 2:00

Sonny: 2:30!!!

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Will: Talk about sucking dicks: here's wham!!

Nico: It sounds like a hate crime

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Nico: Is this the fucking ghost busters????

Will: SO GAY!!!

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Nico @ Sonny: I wonder if I can zoom my camera to see if he's looking at anime boobs

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Will, trying to mask the meaning of his words: The farms right there and he's refusing to buy it!

Nico not understand subtlety: Just hurry up and die already!!

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Will:  If you were dying I'd put you on the toilet :)

Nico: oh... ok I guess

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Nico: It's kinda like throwing the baby out with the bath water

Will: at this point I think you're just making those up

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Nico: What's that organ that you can remove that doesn't do anything? A prostate?

Will: NO. NO.... Nico please you're talking about the appendix oh my god. No...

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Teacher on zoom: Write down what you found interesting, surprising, and difficult

Percy: I found it all difficult. What now.

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Will in English class: Yeah! for like example I compared my character to Gordon Ramsey... is that ok?

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Sonny: I had a bad weekend :( I've been throwing up blood for two days

Nico:  Why... why have you been doing that?

Sonny: I drank an entire bottle of wine in 10 minutes:(

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Octavian because he prolly likes trump: Biden has already lost!!!!!! Trump rules!!!

Nico: I really didn't expect you to say anythung different Octavian

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Will: You might as well call me the king of manifesting. I'm so good at that shit

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A/n

God I love these I laugh so hard going through my notes on my phone to find them. I hope you enjoy them too!!!

Thea