Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo convos and co. Part 4??

These are fun and no brain damage
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Will: I don't care what anyone says! Miranda Cosgrove is pretty!!

Nico: no one... no one said other wise

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Zoom teacher: do you go by Will or William?

Will trying to be cool: preferably William but anything works

Nico: who the hell goes by William

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Nico: that's an unreasonable sticker to spend 20 dollars on

Will: you're an unreasonable sticker!
Will: fuck you >:(

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Will: hey can I ask you a favour?

Nico: uhhhh sure?

Will: do you want to go live with me in Japan?

Nico: ... what?

Will: y'know, Japan, Tokyo?

Nico: what right now???

Will: not necessarily...

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(In this it's funnier because I live in Canada)

Octavian in class: let me just put on my thinking cap
*octavian pulls out make America great again cap and puts it on with a satisfied smile*

Nico: we don't even live in America....?

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Chiron: I just heard about this new thing teenagers do! Eyebrow braiding...?

Drew: oh mygod you mean eyebrow threading

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Nico: it's a lot easier to find dead people than alive people

Will: in what context may I ask?

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Will: DAD YOU FAKE TAN????

Apollo: only in the mornings :)

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Nico: do you know what pandemic means in Latin?

Will: what does it mean

Nico: it means EVERYTHING SUCKS

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Nico: what? I thought you were a lunar broad? How do you not know the difference between a full moon and a blue moon?

Lou Ellen: what did you call me? What the fuck is a lunar broad

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Will: where did he say he was going??? PORNO RESORT???

Percy: ah he'll be super safe there :)

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Nico: I don't care about what you want, this is about what I Want

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Nico: did you hear a girl died horse back riding the other day?

Will: oh ? Thats sad

Nico laughing: THE HORSE F E L L ON HER

Will: why the fuck are you laughing???

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Percy: around every corner someone is hiding and trying to jump you with a frozen rope

Annabeth : I don't think that metaphor makes sense

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Nico: guess what's in my pocket!

Will: what's in your pocket?

Nico: an obituary!!!!

Will: .... WHY IS THERE AN OBITUARY IN YOUR SHIRT POCKET.

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Nico: why are we here? What's the meaning of life?

Sonny: I'm here because I'm not dead yet

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Nico: I will disintegrate you

Will: and how will you do that?

Nico: with my fists!!!

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Percy: I'm pretty 50/50 but most of the time I'm like ya lol there is not god (gods)

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Nico in philosophy zoom class: If god was going to send me to hell because I don't worship him then he's just an asshole! He can kiss my ass and fuck off- oh sorry, no swearing

Teacher: Nico... are you having a bad day?

Octavian: he was using a fallacy! He was attacking me and not the argument! Ad Hominem!!

Nico: excuse me I was NOT attacking YOU I was just attacking your faulty reasoning :)

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Chiron: hello kiddos! How's your nice and wet Thursday morning?

Will: how are YOU sir?

Chiron: oh you know, just contemplating existence

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Teacher on zoom: Nico? Nico are you here?

Nico: I'm just eating my animal crackers sir

Teacher: oh that's nice

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*sonny and Nico on a walk*
*nico turns and notices that sonny has stopped walking*

Nico: omg lol he's puking

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Percy: this is about what we were talking about before so I'm gonna go back to that because you guys started talking about physics and biology and used too many big words and I got confused

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Nico: so... uh.. the devil amiright?

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A/n

Hehe these are funny I hope you guys like them as much as I do

Thea