Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo convos

This is solangelo and pjo as shit I have over heard in my grade 9/10 years (yes I keep track) (No this isn't the worst of it, the worst is NOT pg 14)

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*Nico, hysterical and running on 2 hours of sleep bursts through the door*: GUYS I think I have osteoporosis

Will, tired of his shit: GOD Nico you don't even know what that IS

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Will: you know who invented the scissors? Yeah, Leonardo di Caprio

Nico: ohmygod please shut the fuck up

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Percy: guys holy shit I stg when I was underwater I thought I snorted up a fish I was so fuckin scared

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Reyna: I do not love anyone. Only myself. Fuck you

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Zeus: did you just say that your son was gay?

Apollo, watching Will from Olympus with tears in his eyes: yup, he takes after his father

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Nico: smoking is for Gaylord's, vaping is for straight lords
Nico: and books are for chumps

Will: you make my ears BLEED

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*almost dies over the summer and is hospital for a week* Percy: lol it's fineee just the consequences of being a crAzy teen

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Nico: no I don't have mental issues, my arms are just sad

Will: you should nOt hAvE sMoKeD tHaT jOiNt

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Will meeting new campers: and baddabing baddaboom- Nico this is not the time for magic we are in class

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Piper: I love my split ends they're like my fuzzy little friends

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Will: don't you dare NO-

Nico: Will fuck off stop being a FUCK we are LISTENING TO JOURNEY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

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Leo: I'm a Gemini so having sex with me is like having a threesome

Nico: you're literally... not a Gemini what the fuck

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Will: guys how much data do you think Tik Tok uses. Cause I've gone 3 gigs over my data and I had 8 to begin with I don't know how this happened

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Percy: I was smart at math once in history class

Annabeth: you're doing great sweetie

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Nico: My brain is ALWAYS empty. Like right now, nothing. There is a fat cloud in my brain

Will: please,,, please get help

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Sunny (my OC from delusional): lol one time I was so high my spit was powder

Nico, who is trying to sleep: Sunny WHAT the fuck

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Nico: I would love my child if it was a Scorpio

Will the astrology whore: NOT A FUCKING SCORPIO

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((Magnus chase))

Mallory slightly pisses off alex in the slightest: You're head is fucking thick you dumb Scottish bitch

Mallory: ...I'm fuckinf Irish

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Frank: Hey guys! Do Canadians deserve rights?

Nico, hiding in the crowd: FUCK NO

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*nico and will walking across camp*

Nico: hey will, can you dab for me? I have depression.

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Will: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ACCIDENTALLY DID COCAINE?

Nico: it wasn't my fault?

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Nico: Octavian isn't a furry he's just really kinky

Octavian: JUST BECAUSE I WEAR BUTT PLUGS DOES NOT MEAN IM A FURRY

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Nico: i used to shoplift but I don't anymore! As soon as my dad sent me to the YMCA youth group-

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Nico: this is my crack jacket leave me alone

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Nico: horses are made of glue

Will: what the fuck did you just say to me

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Nico: I came over to ask about Halloween Haunt but now we're just screaming titties how did this happen-

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Will: all you eat is carbs and no vegetables. Why can't you eat healthy food?

Nico: I ONLY LIKE FRUIT AND CHICKEN LEAVE ME ALONE

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Will: see what happens when you work hard? Hard work.

Nico: shut the fuck up I can't STAND you

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Nico: AND THIS IS WHY WE NEED 'MY SPACE' BACK

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Nico: you know what stresses me out? Police tape. And dirt n stuff.

Will: I think you just have anxiety

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A/n

Yo this is a mess. My friends? I can't even put in most of the shit they say ITS SO HORRIBLE

GOD

Ok love you

Thea