Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo convos (and co.) part 8??

Y'all must be sick of this...

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Online teacher: why is Putin running around without a shirt on and shooting things? Because he has to be. An. Alpha male.

Nico: does he really though? This isn't a fanfiction...

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New camper: But haven't you been to jail twice??

Nico: Yeah. I killed 7 people.

New camper: WHAT???

Nico: Nah, lol just kidding I stole a car

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Nico flipping through music: Gay
Nico: Gay
Nico: Gay
Nico: Gay again
Nico: Gay
Nico: Ooh machine gun kelly!

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Will: yeah well you should know, Walmart-Kurt-Cobain

Nico: I don't know who that is.

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*Nico rambling about Italy in the 40's*

Will: Are you in the mob...?

Nico: the water was so pretty— What?

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Drew: Mommy said iPhone data is more important than your therapy

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Nico: Awe Will, are you ok?

Kayla: Omg he looks like Nico when he has his phases

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Online teacher: Anyways I'm super excited today! We are talking about drugs and opium!

Nico: you know, every day I'm worried about the things we do in this class

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Percy: YOU'RE A SEXY MAN!

Nico: No I'm not! Sexy and 82 don't go together!

Jason: TAKE A BUTTON UNDONE C'MON

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Will arguing music with his siblings: like Norwegian wood! He had a one night stand and burnt her house down!

Nico: Oh that's not very nice!

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Will pointing at Percy: Cant you see he's suffering!

Nico: I don't see any suffering

Will: look at him! He's basically dying!

Nico: It's DOMINOES!?

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*Nico and Jason Trying to communicate over the loud crowd during the war*

Nico: Peestring?

Jason: PEESTRING?

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Piper: so like, I rap "rap god" and he tap dances. It's our party trick...

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Nico, overtired: I'm 6,7 ... just kidding.
Nico: Anyways Have you ever been bitten by a snake...?

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Will (I know Nico is an Aquarius just pretend...): Nico was adopted right? And I think they got his birth date wrong because there is NO way he's a Virgo....

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Nico: Will calls it croquet instead of cocaine

Lou Ellen: Like the game?

Nico: No the drug

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Nico: Is this bts???

Will: THIS IS THE 1975

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Nico: the new kid shit on the beach???

Will: no but he has rich friends... ALSO he knows drake?

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Nico: There's no such thing

Will: Of what????

Nico: Shooting stars!!!

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*Nico explaining 1940's things*

Nico: And then the girls had to bid... on my lunchbox... like a forced date... cause the teachers wanted to set us all up...

Will: How old were you??

Nico: Grade 3??
Nico: I was like 8
Nico: oh god. WILL THEY BID ON MY LUNCH BOX

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*Percy telling stories about high school*

Percy: He said 'out on the parking lot. I'll be waiting for you'
Percy: and I was like, fighting on the rink is one thing, but in the parking lot it's just assault??
Percy: And he was like I don't care It's just 30 days in jail
Percy: And I was like ohhhhhhhh man.

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Nico: How'd you get only the girls to paddle you guys out??

Percy: Modern feminism.

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Will: They covered themsleves in fire ants to make it the last 100 metres

Nico: WHERE TF DID THE OLYMPIANS (runners) GET FIRE ANTS???

Will: NO IN THE MOVIE!

Nico: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT I CANT KEEP UP

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Magnus (the camper): I like to be busy. Like, there's always something to do. Like chop wood :)

Alex: you're an idiot

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Will: He drives a Subaru! I was like. You're an old lesbian.

Nico, Trying to keep up: lesbians drive Subarus...?

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Will: I want the beet salad...

Nico: PEE SALAD???

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Nico: Y'know, the stuck up guy with the dumb French hairdo

Will: manners, Nico.

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Percy: I was so cold in my wetsuit so I went to find shelter and walked right into a GOOSE NEST

Percy: AND THEY ATTACKED ME!!!

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Nico: We got salmonella candles to keep the mosquitos away

Will; CITRONELLA NICO. NOT SALMONELLA.

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A/n

Lol the ppl in my life are so dumb these snippets of conversations are just. My lord.

LOVE YOU GUYS

GO CHECK OUT MY NEW FANFIC "storms that pass" ITS A SOLANGELO MERMAID FIC

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