Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo convos (and co.)

You know the drill: Thea exposing her life in a series of overheard conversations
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*Will staring at nico lovingly*

Nico: can you not look at me like that? You're making me uncomfy

*Will spits out his coffee when he laughs*

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Nico *growls and pulls out sword on strangers*

Will slapping the back of his head: STOP ACTING LIKE THIS

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Nico: I can't believe you hate dogs

Sonny: I can't believe you abuse children

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Leo: me? Turkey? Fucking.

Nico: ...?

Leo: the country, not the bird

Nico: oh thank you that clarifies so much

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Will: it's like when a kids teeth fall out!

Nico: you put bandaids in a child's mouth?

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Sonny: hey! I have the mans for you nico! His name is Louis the 14th and I mean... he's dead... BUT HIS CALFS ARE TONED AS FUCK

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Leo: maybe I could get liposuction around my ass?

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Nico: why is your dad dressed as a male pirate stripper?

Will, exhausted: I don't fucking know

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Nico: fentanyl????

Sonny: FENTANYL!!!!

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Percy in BOTL: I can't stand being around all this... Emo...

Nico: :(

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Nico yelling at Will; you throw like a stripper!!

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Cecil: look at that camouflage! I can't see him! I know he's there but I can't see him!

Will in camo and bright blonde hair: :)

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Percy: Nico thinks I'm fake but I'm always this dumb!
(I do not actually think Percy is dumb he is very smart don't attack me)

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Leo: wasn't Abraham Lincoln a pro golfer?

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*Nico waving arms the lights above his head*
Nico: can you turn down the sun?

Will: .... you mean the lights?

Nico: ya whatever

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Apollo: can you pass the penis sauce- oh shit I meant peanut sauce

Will: dad ohmygod

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Nico: ya I don't use twitter, it stresses my brain out

Will: oh ya that happens to me with shoppers drugmart ads!

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Nico: I LOVE YOU DOG, I say to Will, my therapy dog

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Selena: Clarisse is like a big teddy bear who wears bandanas and swears a lot

Percy, dryly: ya that sounds just like my teddy bears

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Chiron: DO NOT Fraternize with the camp Jupiter kids! THEY WILL give you gonorrhoea

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Percy living w miss O'Leary: I currently wipe my ass with streamers. Do you wipe your ass with streamers???

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Annabeth: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Percy: hey.... relax

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*Will Apollo and Nico going on the wrong escalator and start moving up*

Apollo: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! NO NO GO DOWN! JUMP JUMP

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Nico: hey Will? What's a bus

Will: shut the fuck up you're not that old

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A/n

Yes two in a one night

I'm good at writing when it's all pre written 😎😎

Send love school started and I already have neck issues and a headache

Thea