Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo convos (and co.)

This is an updated solangelo and PJO characters as shit I have heard throughout my grade 8-12 years. I have so many. This will not be the last one. Pray for me these are only the pg-14 ones

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Nico: the rich deserve to be stolen from

Will: that's an interesting opinion...
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Will: didn't Octavian call himself a narcissist in our last class? I think we should hear this from a narcissist's point of view. Speak up now Octavian :)
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Sonny (delusional) high: If the world was a snowglobe I would be ok with that. I think the world could be flat. I believe in anything :)

Nico, trying to sleep: mhm ok buddy
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*nico, will and Apollo on a quest (not me waiting for tower of nero)
*pull up to a gas station but Will doesn't know how to fill up a car OR what type of gas to use*
Will: how do you buy gas...?
Nico: I have 11 dollars of crack change? Can you buy 11 dollars worth of gas? Is that possible?
Apollo: what the fuck is crack change?
Nico: WELL IM SORRY IM BROKE I HAD TO QUIT MY BURRITO JOB AND I DONT GET PAID UNTIL 9/11
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Leo: Here are the danger points of grilling a tortilla. You can only leave it on for 4 seconds

Nico: Can I ask what you consider seconds?
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Sonny: can I ask you how you feel about them?

Nico: OPIODS?? I don't FEEL ANYTHING ABOUT THEM??!!
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Nico: it's been entertaining without you :)

Apollo: :(

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Sonny: I didn't become a horse girl because I had a choice
Sonny: I was sent to HORSE THERAPY because I did a bunch of drugs when I was eleven IT WASNT MY FAULT
Sonny: WHo knew doing drugs at 11 was a big deal???

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Nico: I asked Will to name a rapper and he said NICKLEBACK

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Will: I thought you were quitting drugs to be a Buddhist?

Nico: ...

Sonny: Well I wanna be a weed nun!

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Nico: You don't have any mental illnesses! Except being gay of course...

Will: ouch

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Percy: OH YEA THAT WAS THE SAME NIGHT I KARATE CHOPPED A COP!!

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*Nico glaring at Will*
Nico whispering: I could beat you up...

Will: what?

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Calypso: maybe I should tell him I'm pregnant just to scare him...

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Sonny: what should I eat for dinner?

Nico: paint.

Sonny: Well YOU should eat dick Nico. Cause you're gay. Ya. That was a good one. Got em.

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Hazel: set me on fire RIGHT NOW. I WILL BURN. I AM NOT A WITCH.

Leo: set me on fire RIGHT NOW. I WILL NOT BURN. I AM A WITCH.
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Nico: does anyone have food? I'm hungry

Leo not paying attention: you can eat Will's ass

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*Will walking into his bathroom to find Nico and Sonny smoking up*

Will: I love that I can't take a piss without getting nicotine poisoning

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A/n

Hiiiiiii bitches

Do you like these?? I personally fine them hilarious because I know all the people that said these stupid things but idk if it's funny to ppl who don't know...

Pls tell me what you think I'm always nervous.

I may do another one of these before the end of the night who knows

Thea