DreamNoBlade OneShots DISCONTINUED

Geronimo

The title has nothing to do with the chapter I just like the song right now :) crossDressing Lads This chapter is fucking shit soz bruv
Fluff :) finally
Enjoy!

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Dreams PoV

" Hey, Tech ? " I said
" Yeah ? " He said looking up from his phone
" I'm going to go shopping with Sapnap, is that okay? " I asked
" Yeah that's fine I'm sure Phil and that could come over to hang out while you're away " He responded
I nodded before getting up to go get ready.
I put on some black ripped jeans, a black long-sleeved turtle neck underneath one of Technoblade's pink pig hoodies along with my high top converse.
" See you later babe," I said giving techno a small kiss before grabbing my bag then walking out.

* Time skip to meeting sodium chloride *

" Dream! " I heard before I saw Sapnap walking toward me
" Hey dude haven't seen you in ages," He said
" Yeah it's been a while," I said smiling at him
" How's Karl and Quackity," I asked
( guys is canon I had to )
" Oh they're doing good Karl has been filming with Jimmy a lot so me and Quackity have just been chilling, How about you and you 'Rival' " He air quoted
" Haha very funny but yeah we are doing pretty good"

" So why are we going shopping again? " Sapnap asked
" I wanted to try on some new clothes I think Techno might like, " I said
" What kind of clothes? " He asked curiously
" Skirts, Crop tops you know all that stuff," I said nonchalantly
" You would rock a skirt and crop top " Sapnap agreed
" You would too " I smirked
Causing the shorter to immediately turn deep red
" Haha cmon you can't deny you wouldn't," I said laughing
" Okay so maybe I would- "I cut him off
" Then try it! " I smiled
" Okay fine " He agreed
" Right let's go," I said hooking our arms together and walking off

We arrived at the store and started looking at a few skirts and clothes in general.
" Oo Dream look at this top " SapNap said pulling out a white cropped t-shirt with a red flame design.
" That's made for you Sap " I giggled

We finally chose a few things to try on and went to the changing rooms.
" Hey Sapnap are almost done I wanna see if I look good in this," I Said tugging the skirt a bit
" Yeah, just a second, " He said from the changing room beside mine.
I heard the door open and saw Sapnap but in a black skirt and the flame crop top.
" Pop off sap," I said making him go deep red.
" you look pretty good too, " He said.
I am wearing a black and red plaid skirt and my black turtle neck.
" Damn That skirt doesn't look bad " SapNap complimented
" Awe thanks " I smiled
" Right let's go pay I don't think Karl is happy I left him with a sleep-deprived Quackity " SapNap joked.
We quickly changed and paid.
" I'll talk to you later yeah? " I asked Sapnap as we left the shopping centre.
" Yeah see ya Dream! " He yelled walking towards his car
" See you later! " I yelled back opening my car and driving home.

* Time skip 🙄 gosh I know *

I opened the Door seeing Wilbur, Phil and Tommy
" Hi, guys, " I said waving at them closing the door.
" Sup green man," Tommy said
" Hey Dream " Wilbur said, Phil waved and smiled
" Hi babe," Techno said smiling softly at me
I smiled back before walking to mine and technos shared room.
" I took out all the things I bought out the bag before I heard someone knock on the door
I froze
" Just a second, " I said frantically putting everything back in the bag
" Umm come in," I said
" Hi dream " Wilbur said
" Oh hey, Wilbur you need something? " I tilted my head
" Oh no just wondering what you bought " He smirked
" Umm just some new jeans and stuff " I lied
" Ooo let me see, " He said walking closer
" No it's fine," I said before Wilbur snatched the bag and held it above my head.
" Must be more than jeans and stuff Dreamie " He laughed before looking inside the bag,
Wilbur to a quick look at the clothes inside the bag before looking me int he eyes and smirking.
" Technos going to be in from a treat tonight," Wilbur said smiling.
I turned deep red and snatched the bag out of his hands.
" I'll check on you tomorrow make sure you can still walk " Wilbur winked at me before Turing around and leaving.
I stood there frozen and even redder than Technoblade's cape
" I'm going to kill you Wilbur soot," I said

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OOP- Wilbur 🥴
Hahaha, no no.
Damn, I have been lacking sorry guys and I'm pretty tired because I started online school so, sorry for that ' Bruv' at the start.
Word count: 810
SKIRTNAP SUPREMACY
SKIRTWASTAKEN SUPREMACY