DreamNoBlade OneShots DISCONTINUED

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Shadys back lads 😎
I know there's a lot of Sapnap and Punz but I like their friendship okay?

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Dream: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Techno: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Dream: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Techno: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Dream: Absolutely not.

Dream: You know those things will kill you, right?
Techno, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Sapnap , smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Punz : *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Dream: Can I be frank with you guys?
Techno: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Wilbur: Can I still be Wilbur?
Philza: Shh, let Frank speak.

Sapnap: Why are you on the floor?
Punz: I'm depressed.
Punz: Also I was stabbed, can you get Dream, please.

Sapnap: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Punz: Alright.
Sapnap: TraitorSayWhat?
Dream: Excuse me?
Sapnap : What?
Punz :
Sapnap :
Sapnap : No wait-

Dream : Are you sure this is the right direction?
Tommy : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Techno : In that case, we're definitely lost.

Dream: Sapnap where were you last night?
Sapnap: in your mom!
Karl: since when was my name your mom?

Dream : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Sapnap : The car takes a screenshot.
Techno: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Dream : I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it
Sapnap : Just rip the bandage off.
Dream : It's Techno.
Sapnap : Put the bandage back on.

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It's very short ( just like you ) and not sure when the next chapter is gonna be out but hay Ho I shall see you then :]

Word count: the number of inches deep I am in your mum 😎