Incorrect Quotes

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REQUEST and I love incorrect quotes :) there's like one swear

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TechnoBlade: I alway have a head ache that comes and goes

Dream: * walks in the room *

TechnoBlade: Oh look there it is again

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Wilbur : Your laughing, Did something funny happen ?

TechnoBlade: can't I just laugh because I'm happy

Philza : Dream fell over during parkour today

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Dream : Babe can you pass me the salt ?

TechnoBlade: * reaches for salt *

George: * reaches for salt *

Fundy: * reaches for salt *

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Technoblade: sorry it took me so long to get here I had a breakdown on the way

Dream : oh that's alright is your car okay ?

Technoblade: Car?

Dream:

Technoblade:

Dream:

Dream : Techno-

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Dream : Techno I made bracelets for us !

Technoblade: you know I don't wear bracelets

Dream: you don't have to wear it then...

Technoblade: No I will wear it forever

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Tommy : you won't like me when I'm angry

Technoblade: Bold of you to assume I like you ever

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Tommy T-posing on Philza's desk : Good morning parental figure

Philza: good morning problem child

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*sleepy boi inc + Dream playing among us *

Dream : I don't know guys lime is kinda sus

Technoblade:

Wilbur:

Tommy :

Philza:

Dream : oh shit I'm lime

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It's a small chapter for now but I hope you enjoyed it I might to this again
Word count : 214

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