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Ok ok but this time,

It's the mafisotto au I made-

So we have
Risotto (obv)
Leone / Abbacchio
Diavolo
Mat
FR - False Reality (Mat's stand, fairly independent)
Giorno + bucci gang ( and GER)

Risotto: Nobody, not Diavolo, not Mat, not even the government can keep me from going on that mission. I will leave- Honey, can I leave at 8?
Leone: dinner is at 7 so you can leave at 9
Risotto: I will leave at 9

Leone, trapped in the 'silent room': this is the worst. This is the worst.
Leone: *singing 'bohemian rhapsody'. Unintelligibly*

Mat: so we're clear? Nobody is joining Risotto on this unnecessary mission. We're proving a point by not caving.
Diavolo: he has to learn to not be this stubborn. This is for his own good.
FR, from the kitchen: Alright. We need to let him learn to fail. Leone?
Leone: fuck me, I can't-

False reality: the path to inner peace begins with four words.
False reality: not my fuckin problem.

King crimson: did it hurt-
False reality: yes.
King crimson: wait you didn't even let me get to the 'fell from heaven' part.
False reality: everything hurts.

Giorno: id like to offer you some friendly advice-
Leone and FR, en sync: I don't need your help.
Giorno: consider it unfriendly advice then, dipshits.

Mat: good evening
Leone, under FRs control: THE MONARCH HAS SPOKEN!
Diavolo, under FRs control: I AM GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE!
Risotto, under FRs control: I feel like my day of stress has been relieved.
False reality: guys, they only said hello. What's the big deal?
Mat: thank you False.
False reality, under its own control?: THE MONARCH THANKED ME, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS??

Diavolo: hey mat have you seen Risotto?
Mat: he's hiding in the vents.
Diavolo: why..?
Mat: he accidentally ate Leone's ice cream and now he thinks he's trying to kill him even though he stopped like an hour ago
Risotto, from the vents: he's not done he's just waiting
Leone: the fool thinks he's safe in the vents but he's not.

Giorno: G.E.R, COUNT HOW MANY MOUTHS IT HAS.
G.E.R: ok. . . . .
Giorno: you ain't got no mouths, BITCH
False reality:
Moody blues:
(Crdt sonic.06 fandub- snapcube)

Sorry this is my favourite au that I've created ever
-H