Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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Ooh pls men) I see awoope pls men)
Awoope
Oh my god браtан!

Ive fallen into a little hole of Caejose again

NO IM SORRY I READ ATTACK ON TITAN AS ATTAXK ON TITS AHADJDKG-

Jotaro: you know what? Fuck this. I Deserve nice things.
Jotaro: *heaves Kakyoin, a nice thing, over his shoulder*
Jotaro: I'm taking this as emotional compensation.

Caesar: I need some space.
Joseph: your breaking up with me?
Caesar: nope
Caesar: *pushes him off the sofa* mine now, Jackass.

Joseph: I'm ready. You ready, Blondie?
Caesar: I'm ready. I was waiting for you to be ready.
Joseph: bullshit, I was ready long before you were ready
Caesar: shut it sugar-tits. Now we're both ready.

Risotto: am I dreaming or is that you staring at me, Bucciarati?
Bruno: your so drunk, Nero.
Risotto: are you still mad at me for this? We can still get laid though.
Bruno: jeez, that's not my priority, dumbass
Risotto: but it's mine

Okuyasu: sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere
Josuke: what do you mean? You fit perfectly in my arms
Okuyasu: sh-shut up-

Joseph: *it's dark and he pulls the car up*
Caesar: guys?
Joseph: *opens the car door*
Caesar: guys.
Joseph: *steps into view*
Caesar: oh. Man-baby.

Joseph: wow your doing so much better now, Caesarino
Caesar: yeah, thanks. In fact, I've been thinking about the next step
Joseph: yeah??
Caesar: yeah, like a-
Joseph: blow-job.
Caesar: part time job.
Joseph: ...
Caesar: what was that?
Joseph: I said nothing-

Tags are pretty barren rn and I'm unoriginal. Also WE GOT TO #2 ON BRUABBA WTF-