Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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I hope you don't mind but this au is my life now :)

(Last one I promise.  Maybe)

Mat, writing up a report: does this look right?
FR, face down on the floor: CAW
Mat: yeah that probably look right, thank you.

False reality: hey risotto, can you pass me that?
Risotto: pass what?
False reality: you know the uhhhhhhhhh dry sauce!
Risotto: ..?
False reality: ugh stupid human language. The DeMoNiC sCrEaChInG (salt)

Mat: act natural
Leone: okay
Risotto, giving Leone a friendly hug: good work today.
Leone, grabbing his ass tight: I love you

Mat: I just want to hear those three little words.
False reality: I love you
Mat: try again
False reality, sighing: I will behave

Diavolo: last night I found out Mat is a sleep talker.
Leone: oh, really?
Diavolo: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear when they fell asleep on the sofa.

Diavolo, standing in the doorway to Giorno's hospital room: just to be sure, in case of emergencies you'll put him into a black hole, right?
Mat, searching up 'green day': he's literally unable to move right now.
False reality: we cannot miss this opportunity.

-/:(False reality talks with the bucci gang):\-

False reality: some people are like slinkies
Mista: explain..?
False reality: not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.
Mista: please do not push Giorno down the stairs.
False reality: you cannot stop me.

False reality: your existence is confusing.
Narancia: ha?
False reality: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

False reality: hey, are you ok..?
Fugo: yeah
False reality: you don't look ok
Fugo: then stop looking.

False reality, 7'6: you look so tiny and adorable
Bucciarati, 5'10: I could kick your ass right now.
False reality: I know.

Giorno: i hope I dont wake up
False reality: same
Giorno: see you in the next life
False reality: hm? Oh no I I meant I hope you don't wake up. I'm doing just fine.

One more for good luck

False reality: me? A stand? Capable of love and affection? That's totally untrue-
*hundreds of pictures of King crimson fall out its pockets*
False reality, scrambling to pick them up: fuck-
*more spill out*
False reality: shit-
*pictures continue to fall*
False reality:....
False reality: I swear I'm not in love.

FR is so fun to characterize I'm so sorry-
-H