Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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Eatin chicken tendiesssssss

Bucciarati: what are you doing??
Abbacchio: *squiggling in bucciarati's arms* hiding.
Bucciarati: .... do you mean hugging?
Abbacchio:
Abbacchio: did I fucking stutter? This is my safe place. Now shut up and put your arms around me.

Jonathan: all women *lightsaber brrr* are queens
Jotaro: if she breathes *lightsaber brrr* SHES A THOOOOOOT!
*masculine growling*
Josuke: KICK HIS ASS JOTARO-SAN
Joseph: GET 'EM GRAMPS!!
(Crdt TheRealSnipster)

Okuyasu: if two pregnant women have a fight,  it's like a mecha battle between unborn babies.
Josuke:
Josuke: Okuyasu what the fuck.

Giorno: you're an amphibian.
Frog: what does that mean?
Giorno: it means you can breathe on land and in water.
Frog: omg you mean I'm a mermaid?
Giorno: no that's not what I-
Frog: *whispers* I'm the littlest mermaid.

Josuke: *eats 100 ears of corn in 2 hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned!
Mikitaka: *eats 101 ears of corn in 10 minutes* just another day in the cornfields.
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Jotaro: what?
Josuke: i don't know. I woke up at 6am, said that to Okuyasu, and went back to sleep.
Jotaro: hope your ok.

Avdol: every time an artist dies, god lets them paint the sky.
Kakyoin: damn can't wait for my turn. I'm gonna paint dicks.
Joseph: and there goes the moment.

Mista: i really trust James from team rocket. He would treat me right.
Narancia: he'd steal your Pikachu
Mista: id let him.

Mista: hello this is Mista from doordash
Mista: pick a number between 1 and 10.
Fugo: 4
Mista: wrong
Mista: no food for you.
Fugo: what
Fugo: why
Fugo: mista please.

Okuyasu: *disappears into the wild and reverts into a great ape*
Josuke: Are you saying humans are domestic apes?
Okuyasu: are we not?
Koichi: Bigfoot is just a man who made a choice.

Literally anyone from p4: *add something important here*
Okuyasu's brain: bow chika bow wow, that's what my baby says, mow mow mow and my heart starts pumping chika chika choo wow never gonna stop, gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you -

Okuyasu: every time I think, I take 10 damage
Josuke: and every time we kiss I swear I could fly~

Ok that's it I was having fun eating my chickie tendies but now I must consume liquids of chocky milk.

And instead of saying big I just-
ch0nky

Also thanks for 200+ reads or views or whatever have great day remember I love you if no one else does.

-H